I know everyone loves joe….but he is possibly the biggest fake in bmx…ya he can ride but dude is such a scumbag

I don’t know how to tell you this. But you were never wanted at birth, because you were going to fail at life. Today you failed at life.

What the fuck are you talking about? Scumbag how? By starting one of the (probably THE) first truly “rider owned” bike companies. I mean seriously what are you talking about? If your gonna make a statement like that you need to fill us in a little. Because I’m pretty sure your the only one who has that opinion. And what is fake about him. He can ride, film, and has done more good for BMX than anyone in our sport. How does that make him “the biggest fake in BMX”?

I mean I know you love your balls but they’re probably the biggest fakes on the internet…

we were all at the banks the other day, all the bmx celebrities were there, my main man ad22 was twattering web edits to his blob and the legend that is shitcat was finger grooming a young hottie,

all of a sudden the banks go quiet, even the , strapped gangstaz turned the lyrics down in their impala’s and escalades,

three hooded figures come rollin in, we could all smell the aroma of vegan food in the air,
this could mean only one thing, T1 was here,

we carried on chillin and kickin back as best we could, but catfish the cunt that he is rolls up to the j-boss and starts spittin shit about him being the ultimate male and not the j-man

all of a sudden joe rips his organic flys open and lobs out this massive schlong thing,
ruben a comes flying over and helps him un-roll the fleshy tyrant,

nobody said a fucking word and pisscat looked terrified,

then rubbern-A starts this chanting and shit in spanish, garret burns joins him and throws down some vegan offerings to the great big dong,

the thing starts to churn and swell and its defo taking its toll on the rich-t1 man as he’s shrinking like a prune on the end of the turgid monster,

shit-cat is now white with fear and starts to run away but with a deafening thud the beast is in him,
his eyes bulge and a throttled gargling comes from his mouth,
straining to take the girth of the gargantuan love stick, he pulls himself clear,

with a shaking and trembling from the massive member a swelling seems to grow from deep within it,,
ragget burns and alleycatara and now seemingly try to control the hideous wang with more chanting, i’m sure i could hear some waka-flava-flock lyrics at one point,

then with a squelching spurt a huge gob of shining gold cum flew from the end of the creature,

and the flacid girthdon flopped down on its side and quietness returned to the banks,

the 24k cum puddle just lay there sparkling,
and in a flash this small gargoyle/troll shit just crawls out of it, barret gurns just strolled up to the thing smiling and scooped it up, saying , sieben will draw that fucker later,

the golden cum puddle was slowly setting hard in the sunlight and we managed to shape it into a a small manny pad and we sessioned the shit out of that fucker for the whole of the rest of the day,

pisscat was pretty shook up by the incident but being a true bmx a-list celeb he soon recovered and was really happy when gurny byrnes gave him some special team manager stickers and a bite of his organic vegan burrito,

his ass was tattered and bleeding from the ravaging that the T1 monster dong gave him,

we all stood round and fucking laughed at him,

the dirty gay pre-vegan bastard,

he fucking LOVED it.

o wow

huh

I know what you mean, he clearly fakes being a filmer, look at the picture, he’s facing away from the spot. What a div

Go read the interview, he says how he likes the experience of traveling as well not just the riding, im sure hes filming something, not posted up like some faggot tryin to be cool. You fail. Joe’s one of the nicest dudes in bmx.

He is just a scumbag..you dont know him, and half the industry feels this way but is to scared of the backlash of the “legend ” you guys have made him…dude sucks