Kyle Painter Interview.

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Chad Degroot did an interview with Kyle Painter up on Deco BMX. It’s one of the worst interviews I’ve ever read on account of the spelling, grammar and the fact that it’s almost impossible to tell the difference between the questions and the answers, but the story about finger banging 2 girls at the same time in junior high makes it worth reading:

“ok so i was a bad kid in school to begin with idk how old i was then like 14 maybe and i guess that made a couple girls panties wet lol
so they came up to me and started tellin me they wanted to do it in the bathroom but the weay the school was set up that woulda more impossible then what i did they kept tellin me all they wanted to do but i had my last period in math with them and we had to do a group project so we 3 paired up and proceeded to pretend to do our work i had a hand down ones pants then the other before long i was double handin it
did it for about 5-10 mins then the teacher herd a lil noise and walked over she saw what was goin on and fliped shit she said what the fuck do you think your doin? i said they sloe all my pencils and put them i n their pants she kicked me outa the class so i just left
the next day i came in and in 1rst period 2 cops came in the class and got me the school said i was malesting them and i ended up on probation for a year and a half for 2 counts of lewd and lasivious malestier but they wanted it more then i did cuz in court they said they didnt want to stop me =]”

Kyle’s got a lot of footage in Banned 3 which you can still pick up in The Come Up’s web store.

Previously: Banned: Kyle Painter New Years Edit| Banned: Can’t Stop Us| Florida Mini Trip

  • Redwin

    oh man that story is priceless

  • pooptalk2000

    dude obviously spent more time pleasing girls than learning the art form known as writing.

  • Redwin

    after watching the video on deco kid seems like a douche bag, i will admit he has some moves

  • e

    fuck thats pretty insane

  • mad_men_inc

    hahaha thats a pretty ballys thing for 14 year old to do in class id be way to sceard of getting snapped! awsome story

  • http://www.soldoutbmx.blogspot.com soldoutbmx

    fuck yeah kyle is dope

  • dejesu

    lmao thats fucken sick. i wish i had enough balls to pull off some shit like that.

  • jp

    he is pretty fun to watch ride and well…..just watch in general. Especially when he blasted a with a fire extinguisher.

    I wouldnt be suprised if he has done Meth atleast once in his life either.

  • bmx population manager

    they stole my pencils and put them down their pants LOL

  • dvid

    LOLLLLL yOu cAnT sPEll PoYnteR

  • http://dgkallday.com snowman

    god you are fuckin stupid. bmx needs kids like you to fall off really bad

  • jesseheath

    had the pleasure of hanging out with kyle a couple months ago in atl… hes a ton of fun to be around and a good rider. kids a bit ratty and i dont think he ever takes showers but fuck it. to each their own. he enjoys the fuck out of life and loves riding his bike.

  • http://www.nocando.com heeman

    jesse heath U R gay. go get a gate.

  • Tanner From Florida

    Hes my Hero.

  • jaysonbusbee

    Fuck yeah

  • trey

    haha ya kyle!

  • malimar

    kyle is the best kid on earth, a lot of kids should take a lesson

  • um…

    some kind of sick joke?

  • joel

    total dirtbag. looks like he has scurvy.

  • caleb quanbeck

    kyle is the best
    he is the shitiest person i have ever met and i love it hahah

  • bartholomeu

    Kyles a swell little fella…

  • http://Website mitch wescoat

    that may have been the greatest story i have ever read. fuck yeah.

  • caressmedown

    kyle carrys himself to be this gnar dude which he is when riding but hes literally one of the smartest people i have ever met. the kid knows so much but just doesnt put it to use. he is also pretty cool and knows how to treat his ladies