My Phone Call With Chris Duncan.
by adam on 01/30/09
So someone has been spamming the comments on here with stuff about “Chris Duncan Clothing”. I assumed it was some dude pretending to be Chris. One link even had a picture of Cory Nastazio in a thong. I decided to call the number on the ad with Nasty and see who it was. This is my phone call.
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crazy, i forgot all about that dude. i have a poster of him doing a no footed can on my wall thats been up for a long ass time. dude sounds interesting, more interviews, but please no dudes in thongs
“Dude this is THE Chris Duncan.”
Hahahahaha. Worst guy.
Madd love to you to you bro.
CDC=s love…No Homo!
hes gunna get his ass kicked by stricker again!! isnt that why he left bmx anyway?
Now every one knows that I’m just a normal dude that loves life.
Call today!
hahahaha that was awesome
Just in case anyone wants to kick my ass for making it back into BMX
(remember the ad linked to this exact message)
I love BMX I have Issues and I still put one foot in front of the other.
What can I say, but…….
Hello BMX world wanna buy my cloths?
Call today and order a shirt.
415 233 3741
way to misspell clothes you retard.
“Cloths” is a common spelling among bros. Spelling police has made a false arrest. GTFO.
will do, kind sir.
Oh yeah,
I got free nights and weekends too.
Call tonight !
this dude is hilarious. ill be driving somewhere bored outta my mind, call him up and start rap battling him. and his laugh is so funny haha.
This is fucking amazing.
duncan! bmxfu want to welcomes you to the team
Dude Duncan is on the cover of GQ!
Seriously, look!
Dude, I never filtered your comments!! They probably had too many links in them or something and got blocked by the spam stuff…
What’s your email?
I didn’t realize that Chris Duncan was such a bro, hahaha. Dudeee…
CHRIS DUNCAN whaaaat! dude your the fuckin man! put me on the flow team brah! but really thatd be sooo sick id die for that shit haha write me a letter man thatd be sick to chat a bit yopeteypabsyo@aol.com
i played atv on nasty couch with him…funnist shit ever,so wasted,mini ramp and trails and murray and nasty,good times….stay strong
Dude Ali, Remember?
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……CRAM NEVaCE !
I’ll admit it. The dude is actually pretty fuckin funny. Odd as hell but entertaining…
what the fuck. i’ve met dudes that have the mental state of chris duncan as he is right now, and they are so beyond fucked on life, that they have no concept of what is socially acceptable or comfortable with people. Drugs and a rough lifestyle usually help speed this process up.
But what the fuck? Chris duncan, back from the dead?
Yeah, and illegal protesting is soooooo socially acceptable!
Congratulations.
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triple barspin dk dirt circut soo good, fuzzy won that one, and barspinner was stil in it, van homan was a grom, crazy
Dude I totally was talking about that day with the weasel. I was so pumped then. Riding well enough to do good in contests was like a magical power back then.
Reynolds I bet feels that shit every day when he rides.
i only got 2 questions,
who are you, and why do you talk so much??thanks
mutha fuckin Drunk Dog, glad to see you escaped the 26s, haha
I got the same sidekick homie!
wow, lot of big names in this thread. good to see theyre all just chill ass dudes when it comes down to it
awh i want a shirt
i think duncan kicked strickers ass twice and then they put him on S&M for a second…what that duncan’s last bmx sponsor?
what happened to clayborn bikes?
light a fart on fire!
Holy Shit.
Clayborn =s history for me.
Stricker and I never really fought.
We never did an ultimate beat down to each other or anything like that.
We just punched each other a bit at a party one time.
Then his friend hit me.
Then the same friend beat me a foot or two away from the end of life.
Then like 2 years later Stricker punched me in the head at a comp.
In chronological, it all goes like this: Let me remind every one that this was like 10 years ago.
1. The first incident.
At an HB(Huntington beach for all the north easterners) party I hit him a couple of times after he squirted the girl that I brought to the party.
Her blouse was all wet from the super soaker e used and you could see her nipples.
She was pretty pissed and gave me the you better do some thing look.
Nasty was the percolator of the 1st incident.
He brought me in to Neil Woods room (where Josh was at the time) and was like DUNKDOG, you gotta do this boi….
he said-”Hit em dog, hit em”
I did and then I was soon blind sided by Neil Wood in the temple.
I was “star struck” literally.
I was fresh off the Florida boat into the land of sheep hills and I was like this is cool I got punched by Neil Wood.
After the Neil Wood punch Josh got me a few more times and we were kinda ok. (physically and stuff)
The 2nd incident.
The next weekend I was punched in the middle of the face by his friend and I was pissed because I thought it was over. No big deal just one party punch.
3. The third incident.
Well one time about a year later I was at Neil Woods house chilling with Stephen Murry and the same guy that punched me at the party came over.
I was drunk and called this guy out and I didn’t realize that he was a professional bar brawler. After the comments he proceeded to beat me senseless.
First he hit me on the head with his skate board then he got on top of me and beat the vision out of my eyes. Stephen Murry had a broken Collar bone and couldn’t help get him off of me. Eventually I woke up and got away from him and ran into the garage. I was really beat down.
I couldn’t see straight and the dude (”Thompson”was him name) chased me around the garage until Neil got home and told the dude to leave.
I was mad and scared of that guy Thompson for years, but I got over it and appreciate the memory of the beat down. I realized that a person can only talk so much shit till he is knocked the fuck out.
The 4th incident.
One time a year or two after the Thompson beating I talked shit to Stricker at a contest and he punched me in the head so hard that I bled from the ear for the rest of the day. Crazy!
Current day…..(a few months ago)
At the 25 year S&M party me and Stricker laughed about all of this.
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I’m alot more lovable today and I have different policy towards anyone that hits me today.
I have it outlined this policy in the latest Chris Duncan Clothing advertisement.
Preceding this reply.
LOVE
When is someone going to put duncan’s video clip online where he does the quad truck and then raps about it?
adam’s hot! hahaha
Chris Duncan! I wanna ride for your team! I ride mountain bikes if thats okay, im not that sick on a bmx bro, get back to me i would be stoked to rock a chris duncan tee!
oh yea send me an email radmark@gmail.com
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