I think zine #8 came out sometime around 2002 or 2003. My old friend Dave was working for T1 at the time, and came up with the idea to ask a bunch of people we knew the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done that would send you to hell?” Not that any of us actually believe in that stuff, but it served as a good general concept that everyone could relate to… Well the results that came in were pretty alarming. It was amazing how open and honest everyone was being. Of course we would keep their names from being attached to their stories, but we still knew who did what.

We couldn’t even print the worst of the stories. We probably had about 25-30 stories all in all. So we picked 2 very tame but amusing ones for this week’s Freaky Friday. We are currently working on a new website as well, which will feature all of the old zines reformatted to an online flip book. So you can check out some more of the stories in zine #8 once it goes up. This is just a small taste. And I do mean small…

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When I was a kid my grandparents stayed at my house. They lived in a caravan for a while because they were building a new house and had nowhere to stay. I pissed in the caravan’s water tank – I fully remember them saying how the water from the tap was salty in the caravan………. Christ.

- peed in grandma’s mouth

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One time I really wanted to go to this contest, but I didn’t have any money. I knew my neighbor was out of town so I went over and took all the aluminum siding off of his house. I took all the siding (which probably cost him several thousand dollars) to a recycling center and got $75. It was enough to pay my gas to the contest.