Teen Rider Arrested For Laser Use.


I saw this on Repset the other day, forgot about it for a bit, then just got reminded. I thought it might be a hoax for a bit too, but it checks out:

“I’ve been reading a bunch about this incident online over the last couple days, and after all the crazy hype around green lasers in BMX right now I thought there was no way that such a coincidence could actually occur. The 19 year old man from Ajax, facing prison time and a fine of up to $100,000, is actually a BMX rider. Brendon Schoenwald (pictured above, seriously) was shining a laser at a police helicopter from his backyard on the 3rd of April. The helicopter was in the midst of tracking down a suspected drunk driver, and the pilot apparently almost lost control of the aircraft after the laser illuminated the cockpit. They used infrared to track down where it came from, and (I assume) they busted in and arrested our fellow laser wielding comrade.

Brendon is being charged with obstructing the police, common nuisance, mischief to property, endangering life, projecting a directed bright light source at an aircraft and under the Aeronautics Act for Dangerous Behaviour. If he’s convicted he could face up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $100,000 for his ‘attack’ on the helicopter.”

The laser thing has always been stupid and carrying one around is a great way to let everyone around you know you’re a douchebag. It’s a shame Brendon here will be forking over a ton of money for just doing something he heard was cool on the internet, but by doing something so blatantly irresponsible and careless, what did you expect? SMH.

::waits on class action lawsuit against Catfish to pop up::

  • http://Website brennan brown

    too funny. idiots should be dealt with accordingly. this issue has been public knowledge for years now. plead your case to some pathetic idiot like catfish.

  • http://Website seany

    prison = anal rape

  • http://Website nachan

    fuck the police

  • http://Website hah!

    This stupid kid should have been smart enough not to point it at a police helicopter but I think the charges against him are a little extreme. I don’t think a laser could cause a helicopter to lose control and all that bullshit he was accused of.

  • http://Website homeslice

    fuck da law, leave the fucker alone bitches

  • http://Website gorgon

    shoot the laser

  • http://Website BEN

    VIVA AMERICA !!!

  • http://Website alex

    on the plus note he must be the front runner to win the mass bmx laser contest!

  • http://Website slooooow

    cops should probably think about hiring another pilot if a laser flash nearly caused him to lose control.

  • http://Website josh

    hahaha

  • http://Website ghostface

    all jokes aside i would dearly love to touch that girl where she wees

  • http://scarecrowstudios.blogspot.com Luka

    Oh c’mon. Those lasers are stupid enough in the first place. If you really want to be Catfish, at least try to interfere in the private life of a soon-to-be ex BMX rider. That’d be more drama for this site and everyone would be happy.

  • http://Website Tissa

    Fuck yeah, with you on that one.

  • http://Website CTadam

    The worst part is that Catfish probably found this amusing…

  • http://Website elavcore

    fuck that, 5 years prison for a kids joke and 100000 $ fine.thats got to be texas

  • http://Website me

    its not texas ,its fuking CANADA

  • http://Website lol@

    pretty harsh punishment for doing what he did, and the pilot almost losing control seems a bit dramatic i think, but it takes a real fuckin idiot to shine that at a police helicopter. and so with that being the case, i can only feel bad for a couple seconds till realizing, you have to be some fuckin retard to shine it at a police helicopter.

  • http://Website the dude

    Those lasers can reallly fuck up your eyes and are no joke, there even illegal up here in canada already & you have to order them in the states. The cop’s were tracking a drunk driver that’s pretty legit and he’s fucking it up, he deserves what he got and it should be a lesson to everyone that has those stupid lasers to not fuck around.

  • http://Website tyuiioo

    damn, this sucks, but i LOL’d reading it.

  • http://Website deadshits are the cops

    holy fuck, how shit was the pilot? a frikkin laser caused him to lose it.!
    imagin if a frikkin homeboy screamed at him or a glock went off, hed be shittin brikxs and callin for a lifeguard

    “ten four we have a breaker”

    nasty
    all i can tyhink of is how hot that chick looks sittin next to the car

    how theshits did a bmxer get that?

    i bet he werent that good like he couldnt even tailwhip or schmeef or nothin

    shame on the cops but

    aint they nothin better to do????
    well me hands alll outtqa gas ands startin to cramp up
    so im out doubled holla feeeeeelllll me
    but shit that chicko is fine
    damn
    out

  • http://Website grymee lief

    hop off catfish’s dick, theyre making an example of this kid

  • http://Website Ryan

    “shame on the cops but
    aint they nothin better to do????”

    you mean like look for a drunk driver from a helicopter? yeah maybe, idiot

  • http://catfishcatfish.com catfish

    I shine eyes.
    Not shit that flies.

  • http://Website jordan

    idiot

  • http://Website BlowJob

    you’re an idiot. over 5mW lasers are illegal in AMERICA not canada. but thanks to this fucker they will probably be outlawed as well.

    fuck catfish i had my laser before that shit head new jack about them and now everyones saying i copy that old douchebag. bmx is just a bunch of jock ass wannabe nerds anymore

  • http://Website liddle wain

    according to police record, he was fined for because the paint on the trans am door doesn’t match the rest of the car.

  • http://Website Teddy

    Who cares where the hell it’s at. The stupid kid shouldn’t be such a stupid idiot. We don’t use those lasers in Texas.

  • http://Website Gregory Dickson

    “The laser thing has always been stupid and carrying one around is a great way to let everyone around you know you’re a douchebag.” – Adam22

    So you suck catfish’s dick, then call him a douchebag. Damn man. You are realllllly dumb. Fucking back pedaling little bitch.

  • http://Website DICKSNOT!

    Thats what you get, for acting like a clown

  • http://Website bucky

    haha wtf i stopped picking up lazers after my fifth grade teacher yelled at me for shinnin him in the eye…i was 11 thats why i did it.. this guy is 19, if he was bored enough to lazer point..he coulda been riding..shitty day hah

  • http://Website yo“

    this one time. a cop took my laser. the other time too

  • http://Website timmy blaster

    Laser Pointers are sooooo 1998.

  • http://Website Dick
  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kameron-Spraggon/507930459 Kameron Spraggon

    are you dumb as fuck? rhetorical question….

  • http://Website henderson

    sweet contest! now you get a piece of shit random wrench

  • http://Website tom perry

    Hahaha that kid has some serious regrets.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Long/1396027654 Christopher Long

    hahaha I think we are going to have to give it to him…. dummy

  • http://Website andré

    haha word. silly shit

  • http://Website slone

    damn that picture is awesome

  • http://Website Carlos nigger hater

    Green laser=$20 on parents Visa card, Gay sunglasses=$15, Laser at a cop helicopter=$100000, a picture of you in your dads car with your sister posing next to it=priceless

  • http://Website Pudge ferguson

    It’s his sister and she’s taken, by him.

  • http://Website jakob

    “carrying a laser around is a great way to let everyone around you know you’re a douchebag.”
    thats really all you need to say.

  • http://Website kareem Williams

    FUCK THE POLICE

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    well i cant hate in him for that

  • http://Website The dude

    What the good fuck do you need one for anyways??? The only things those lasers are good for is chasing birds away from fields. No idiot like yourself should have one. I hope catfish fucks you in the face douche. Fuck your face.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryce-Fritzsching/1106149461 Bryce Fritzsching

    That same thing happened to Jabari at my house. But he hid under a truck and escaped. Fuck the police.

  • http://Website Cameron Utter

    i see can catfish on the bench soon…he brings those everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • http://Website dopie

    you can spell and articulate yourself really really well

  • http://Website dopie

    i see can too

  • http://myspace.com/crighter crighter

    that girl is pretty fucking sexxy….that car sucks…and that dude is ugly as fuck….but fuck it….. muscle cars are for jock bitch asses …talk shit ..i dont give a fuck.. but i would deff munch on some box on that fake blonde snatch

  • http://Website =]

    just dont point out anymore stars in the sky

  • http://Website Name (required)

    taking down a police helicopter with a laser is fuckin sweet! kid shoulda just done it from somewhere besides his house

  • http://Website dirty-ass-bitch

    fuck the police… and fuck bitches in swimming suits before you get fucked by a large black man in prison…

  • http://Website kp

    well he looks like a dumbass

  • http://Website BAKED

    i blame this all on catfish stupid fucking little idiot

  • http://Website dopie

    yeah… catfish shouldnt have given that guy a laser and said “point it at a 5-o heli imidiately, or else! “.
    for fuck sakes the dude is 19…

  • http://Website new york

    my cat loves her laser <3

  • http://Website CoolStoryBro

    ^^Haha well said.
    Now on topic, green lasers are the 21st century’s most dangerous weapon. Cheap, small, and they can bring planes down like nothing before! bwahaha
    Hey kids, don’t spread the word to terrorists please…

  • http://Website MikeK

    I should never have brought my laser to woodward….that started this all

  • http://Website samstanfield

    ontario, ya hoser!

  • http://Website samstanfield

    nah just be drunk and like some dude that sat next to me when i was in 8th grade, fucker was lighting his farts on fire and they were actually going. he got escorted to the front of the plane and had to sit between two marshalls. shitty situation for the guy, but funny as hell for me.

  • http://Website bmx

    FUCK CATFISH

  • http://Website bmx

    i know what a dumb cunt

  • http://Website efwwef

    Catfish for gay

  • http://Website DK = douche king

    Hey cat piss, isn’t monkey a cop you idiot? maybe he could help you out.

  • http://www.sourfever.com Jamie Burke

    here this is his other sister shes the fat ugly one, Iv heard he does have sex with them kinda fucked
    http://www.facebook.com/#!/kat.stan1?ref=ts

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