Chris Duncan’s “Sponsor Me” Email.
by adam on 11/05/09
So someone from a very large BMX company just forwarded me an email he got from Chris Duncan looking for a shoe sponsor. The funniest part is the list of who he sent the email to. I’d love to screen cap it but I figure most of the people on the list don’t want their emails being posted publicly, but it includes Robbie Miranda, Dave Dilleward, Ryan Fudger (TWICE!), Nyquist, Josh Heino and Alistair amongst many, many others. Check the email after the jump. Chris Duncan, there is something wrong with you.
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hahahahahahahahahaa
Seriously your laughing now. But this dude is onto some serious shit. I bet he’ll blow up like Rob Dyrdek
dudes- he Did invent that new trick. i mean, c’mon, i kinda just wanted to give him money when i saw that.
yes me too. i figured he needed some help to maintain his Meth habit.
lol chris duncan doesnt give a fuck
yo, give him a call. his number is at the bottom of the screen. hahah.
his number is everywhere. you either just started riding, or you’re chris duncan.
I love CDC. makes me feel normal.
to all shoe company’s: If you sponsor chris duncan or even consider it i will never touch your shoe again and if i own your shoe already i will burn it… even if it’s on my foot
damn lighten up, what did chris duncan ever do to you?
hes just doing his thing I guess. ha ha
and shouldnt be getting coverage for it.
because even me talking about it now is promoting him.
Just kill that druggie.
hey case! maybe you shouldn´t get your reply posted either, and someone should kill you.
ha ha I guess sooner or later cdc will take over the world then?
poon
I am the best thing that has ever happened to life since Jesus !
I am cooler than an Igloo.
I am back in black.
I don’t even have to risk my life any more too.
I’m bad a ass mother fucker who is living life as a self made rock star !
Gonna get far because I got this here guitar .
Sponsor me so I can look fresh while on stage with the Beastie Boys
Since you say you are as good as Jesus.
You will fall faster than the tower of Babel.
YR A SELF ABSORBED LOSER WHO CANT GET SPONSORED. HAHAHAHAH
TRY AGIN DUNCAN
I’m the MAN ! And you two are the Girls that won’t stop bitching for alimony !
One day I’ll be blazing in my 4 WHEEL drive Toyota Sienna to a bike park and I will totally bust an X-up right in front of your eyes.
chris duncan lets do x-ups with eachother N/H.
i dont thimk this is really him
toyota trucks are for PUSSYS
siennas are minivans, dumb shit
Im not sure if hes on drugs and being serious or if hes on drugs and joking around.
He’s seriously joking around on a jokingly serious amount of drugs.
Kids, Chris is NOT on drugs. I know him. He is just intensely creative and has a ton of great energy.
He would be a great shoe sponsor. I’d wear his shoes just because he is cool.
do u touch his butt?
um hes looking for a shoe sponsor not creating shoes (cdc signature loteks 2010? that would be slick).
CDC creative i dont think so it looks like a 2nd grader made his website
Come on people, he’s clearly taking the piss! Comedy. He is taking the piss though right?
correcto!
But If I could date a girl from that show called the HIlls on Mtv I would be ” taking another thing” if ya know what I mean.
ha ha ha ha word.
chris duncan will you marry me?
read this and you’ll think twice. The guy is ‘crazy’ cos … unlike most bmx riders today … hes not afraid to think outside the box.
http://espn.go.com/action/bmx/blog?post=3921783
plus hes a better rider than all you hos.
New CDC Shirt! <<<<<<<<<<< p.s. u can do ne thing in ur Sketchers, send them a email
I was never into his riding but the guy can shred. Plus he kicked Strickers ass.
Hi Chris,
I just made some shoes out off brown paper beer bags, and I want to give them to you. They are size 24oz, and have great ventalation.
does anyone know ill mitch (he is russian rapper http://www.myspace.com/illm ) CDC reminds me of ill mitch just a big joke hahahaha
chris is a really good rider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbUunZ5cUe4&feature=related
yeah seriously dudes been riding forever and is wicked sick.. you guys just hate him because he isnt doing footjams on shallow banks and flaunting his favorite fit products
no cause he’s fucking annoying
aubs we were tight and now you go dissing the CDC. sorry dude it’s over….
world’s greatest troll, chris duncan. can’t even hate though. i think we need the CDC vs big daddy steel cage match of nonsense. winner gets an mtv special.
II’ll do it Allen Barns
Hey all you teenagers, Aren’t I Awesome????????
Chris Duncan turned his back on BMX to ride mountain bikes. When the money ran out there or he spent it on drugs..he has come back to BMX only to find out that nobody cares or wants him anymore. Just keep that in mind everytime you see one of this posts..HE QUIT BMX FOR THE MONEY. Now that he can’t hang with MTB he’s back. Go away. . You aren’t a BMX rider anymore.
chris duncan, what a fucking loser. commit suicide faggot.!
im a massive chode and have aids and dont deserve a shoe sponcer im makeing new edit of me doing my NEW trick the cockmiester and the im gonna chop mine massive chode off
Thanks guys, you’re really sweet, but I actually am already re-licensed to be a bmxer again.
( I just invented a new trick )NO HOMO
I mean come on (^^^^^Miller^^^Catfish^^^Chris Duncan-Impersonator^^^^^)
What are you the BMX babies of Hitler and Jesus?
I’m a somebody, cuz people care about my new trick the “cockmeister”(great name btw).
I understand that chodes are a really important part of BmX & that’s why I invented it.
Please remember that Obama wants you to be nice to me or you all wont get your food stamps anymore. Oh yeah quit your jobs too if they are not in the BMX industry, cuz that is cheating on BMX like when I went to mountain bikes.(it’s good to be reinstated in BMX though with my NEW TRICK INVENTION)
When you all were made to play little league( by mommy and Daddy) did that feel like you were cheating on bmx? Its cool though, little league gave you all the heart of a Donkey.
Or when you are on the computer to try and get laid dose it feel bad when you know you can’t have a real relationship with the girl that you “really” like?
It’s cool, She will eventually see that you are a hard worker at McDonalds and give you a chance. ( With all your food stamps combined with the micky-D pay check she will know you are a baller too.)
Did you ever get sad when you realize that no one cares about your bmxing?
( I’m glad that people care about mine)-Maybe one day BMX will care about you guys too.)
Yes I might look like a massive chode to you guys when I’m on your computer screen, but it’s cool though cuz i know you are really jealous of my steez and are just acting out.
Oh also never do any thing else but ride bmx.
In fact have your guardian duct tape you hands and feet to the bars so you will never feel disassociated from you bike ever again. Just to feel safer at therapy, ya know?
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French Girls I love you-I call on you to help these guys, these guys need your love.
Trust me French Girls are the best for real men.
this is just weird.
go ride
This is just Awesome.
I don’t ride any more.
Josh fucking Heino. I haven’t heard that name in a long ass time!
chris duncan you arent funny
Honestly, half the kids on this forum dont eve know who Chris Duncan is or have ever seen him ride. Yes he is a sellout for leaving BMX because the money ran out, but when I started riding 10 years ago, he was a pretty solid rider. Factory rider for Free Agent, (most of you kids proabbly dont even know what a Free Agent is or have ever jumped with one of them) competed in every dirt contest he could and placed in many of them. Obviously the dude went a little crazy the last few years but i guess hes just trying to get back into the game (not going about it the right way obviously because hes making the Bmx industry look like a joke) but I guess thats the only thing you can really hate on him for
Ross, remember that I got that good good , GOT it going on! And people like me. You should pay me like 200 a month just to promote your company..