Chris Duncan’s “Sponsor Me” Email.

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So someone from a very large BMX company just forwarded me an email he got from Chris Duncan looking for a shoe sponsor. The funniest part is the list of who he sent the email to. I’d love to screen cap it but I figure most of the people on the list don’t want their emails being posted publicly, but it includes Robbie Miranda, Dave Dilleward, Ryan Fudger (TWICE!), Nyquist, Josh Heino and Alistair amongst many, many others. Check the email after the jump. Chris Duncan, there is something wrong with you.

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  • http://Website Twitch

    hahahahahahahahahaa

  • http://tonyhawk@hotmale.com holyfuckmyearsarebleeding

    dudes- he Did invent that new trick. i mean, c’mon, i kinda just wanted to give him money when i saw that.

  • http://Website butt head

    lol chris duncan doesnt give a fuck

  • http://Website yo

    yo, give him a call. his number is at the bottom of the screen. hahah.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Freakk-Stewart/511716212 Freakk Stewart

    I love CDC. makes me feel normal.

  • http://Website awsd

    to all shoe company’s: If you sponsor chris duncan or even consider it i will never touch your shoe again and if i own your shoe already i will burn it… even if it’s on my foot

  • http://Website REX

    hes just doing his thing I guess. ha ha

  • http://Website REX

    damn lighten up, what did chris duncan ever do to you?

  • http://Website yo!

    yes me too. i figured he needed some help to maintain his Meth habit.

  • http://Website lil.stevie

    poon

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    I am the best thing that has ever happened to life since Jesus !
    I am cooler than an Igloo.
    I am back in black.
    I don’t even have to risk my life any more too.
    I’m bad a ass mother fucker who is living life as a self made rock star !
    Gonna get far because I got this here guitar .
    Sponsor me so I can look fresh while on stage with the Beastie Boys

  • http://Website case

    and shouldnt be getting coverage for it.
    because even me talking about it now is promoting him.
    Just kill that druggie.

  • http://Website carlos

    hey case! maybe you shouldn´t get your reply posted either, and someone should kill you.

  • http://Website case

    Since you say you are as good as Jesus.
    You will fall faster than the tower of Babel.

  • http://Website Patt O Reilly

    Im not sure if hes on drugs and being serious or if hes on drugs and joking around.

  • http://smdnvls suck ten dicks

    YR A SELF ABSORBED LOSER WHO CANT GET SPONSORED. HAHAHAHAH
    TRY AGIN DUNCAN

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    I’m the MAN ! And you two are the Girls that won’t stop bitching for alimony !
    One day I’ll be blazing in my 4 WHEEL drive Toyota Sienna to a bike park and I will totally bust an X-up right in front of your eyes.

  • http://Website sinkoman

    He’s seriously joking around on a jokingly serious amount of drugs.

  • http://Website agirlwhoknowschris

    Kids, Chris is NOT on drugs. I know him. He is just intensely creative and has a ton of great energy.
    He would be a great shoe sponsor. I’d wear his shoes just because he is cool.

  • http://Website REX

    ha ha I guess sooner or later cdc will take over the world then?

  • http://smdnvls suck ten dicks

    do u touch his butt?

  • http://Website REX

    chris duncan lets do x-ups with eachother N/H.

  • http://Website REX

    um hes looking for a shoe sponsor not creating shoes (cdc signature loteks 2010? that would be slick).

  • http://Website James

    Come on people, he’s clearly taking the piss! Comedy. He is taking the piss though right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    correcto!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    But If I could date a girl from that show called the HIlls on Mtv I would be ” taking another thing” if ya know what I mean.

  • http://www.dyrdek.com/ DADAist

    Seriously your laughing now. But this dude is onto some serious shit. I bet he’ll blow up like Rob Dyrdek

  • http://Website REX

    ha ha ha ha word.

  • http://ilovecock i love cock

    chris duncan will you marry me?

  • http://www.filthywheels.blogspot.com chris

    read this and you’ll think twice. The guy is ‘crazy’ cos … unlike most bmx riders today … hes not afraid to think outside the box.
    http://espn.go.com/action/bmx/blog?post=3921783
    plus hes a better rider than all you hos.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Dean/574345486 James Dean

    New CDC Shirt! <<<<<<<<<<< p.s. u can do ne thing in ur Sketchers, send them a email

  • http://Website catshit

    I was never into his riding but the guy can shred. Plus he kicked Strickers ass.

  • http://mommy.commy Erik E

    Hi Chris,

    I just made some shoes out off brown paper beer bags, and I want to give them to you. They are size 24oz, and have great ventalation.

  • http://Website d

    i dont thimk this is really him

  • http://Website nwug

    does anyone know ill mitch (he is russian rapper http://www.myspace.com/illm ) CDC reminds me of ill mitch just a big joke hahahaha

  • http://Website nwug

    CDC creative i dont think so it looks like a 2nd grader made his website

  • http://Website jonny

    chris is a really good rider

  • http://Website josh young

    toyota trucks are for PUSSYS

  • http://Website PeteyPabs

    yeah seriously dudes been riding forever and is wicked sick.. you guys just hate him because he isnt doing footjams on shallow banks and flaunting his favorite fit products

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aubrey-Thompson-Grant/90407808 Aubrey Thompson Grant

    no cause he’s fucking annoying

  • http://Website shaggy

    world’s greatest troll, chris duncan. can’t even hate though. i think we need the CDC vs big daddy steel cage match of nonsense. winner gets an mtv special.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    II’ll do it Allen Barns

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    Hey all you teenagers, Aren’t I Awesome????????

  • http://Website michaelvick

    his number is everywhere. you either just started riding, or you’re chris duncan.

  • http://Website fabian marquez

    aubs we were tight and now you go dissing the CDC. sorry dude it’s over….

  • http://Website catfish

    Chris Duncan turned his back on BMX to ride mountain bikes. When the money ran out there or he spent it on drugs..he has come back to BMX only to find out that nobody cares or wants him anymore. Just keep that in mind everytime you see one of this posts..HE QUIT BMX FOR THE MONEY. Now that he can’t hang with MTB he’s back. Go away. . You aren’t a BMX rider anymore.

  • http://Website miller

    chris duncan, what a fucking loser. commit suicide faggot.!

  • http://Website chris duncan

    im a massive chode and have aids and dont deserve a shoe sponcer im makeing new edit of me doing my NEW trick the cockmiester and the im gonna chop mine massive chode off

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    Thanks guys, you’re really sweet, but I actually am already re-licensed to be a bmxer again.
    ( I just invented a new trick )NO HOMO
    I mean come on (^^^^^Miller^^^Catfish^^^Chris Duncan-Impersonator^^^^^)
    What are you the BMX babies of Hitler and Jesus?
    I’m a somebody, cuz people care about my new trick the “cockmeister”(great name btw).
    I understand that chodes are a really important part of BmX & that’s why I invented it.
    Please remember that Obama wants you to be nice to me or you all wont get your food stamps anymore. Oh yeah quit your jobs too if they are not in the BMX industry, cuz that is cheating on BMX like when I went to mountain bikes.(it’s good to be reinstated in BMX though with my NEW TRICK INVENTION)

    When you all were made to play little league( by mommy and Daddy) did that feel like you were cheating on bmx? Its cool though, little league gave you all the heart of a Donkey.

    Or when you are on the computer to try and get laid dose it feel bad when you know you can’t have a real relationship with the girl that you “really” like?
    It’s cool, She will eventually see that you are a hard worker at McDonalds and give you a chance. ( With all your food stamps combined with the micky-D pay check she will know you are a baller too.)

    Did you ever get sad when you realize that no one cares about your bmxing?
    ( I’m glad that people care about mine)-Maybe one day BMX will care about you guys too.)
    Yes I might look like a massive chode to you guys when I’m on your computer screen, but it’s cool though cuz i know you are really jealous of my steez and are just acting out.
    Oh also never do any thing else but ride bmx.
    In fact have your guardian duct tape you hands and feet to the bars so you will never feel disassociated from you bike ever again. Just to feel safer at therapy, ya know?
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    French Girls I love you-I call on you to help these guys, these guys need your love.
    Trust me French Girls are the best for real men.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juan-Andres-Montecinos-Halartegaray/539877100 Juan Andres Montecinos Halçartegaray

    this is just weird.

    go ride

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    This is just Awesome.
    I don’t ride any more.

  • http://Website Alex Ruiz

    Josh fucking Heino. I haven’t heard that name in a long ass time!

  • http://Website hmmm

    chris duncan you arent funny

  • http://arcadecycles.net Ross

    Honestly, half the kids on this forum dont eve know who Chris Duncan is or have ever seen him ride. Yes he is a sellout for leaving BMX because the money ran out, but when I started riding 10 years ago, he was a pretty solid rider. Factory rider for Free Agent, (most of you kids proabbly dont even know what a Free Agent is or have ever jumped with one of them) competed in every dirt contest he could and placed in many of them. Obviously the dude went a little crazy the last few years but i guess hes just trying to get back into the game (not going about it the right way obviously because hes making the Bmx industry look like a joke) but I guess thats the only thing you can really hate on him for

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Duncan/508303231 Chris Duncan

    Ross, remember that I got that good good , GOT it going on! And people like me. You should pay me like 200 a month just to promote your company..

  • http://www.bikeguide.org/forums bluemeate

    siennas are minivans, dumb shit