Comments on: Chris Duncan’s “Sponsor Me” Email.

By: bluemeate

bluemeate — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:17 +0000

siennas are minivans, dumb shit

By: Chris Duncan

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:22:37 +0000

Ross, remember that I got that good good , GOT it going on! And people like me. You should pay me like 200 a month just to promote your company..

By: Ross

Ross — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:47:18 +0000

Honestly, half the kids on this forum dont eve know who Chris Duncan is or have ever seen him ride. Yes he is a sellout for leaving BMX because the money ran out, but when I started riding 10 years ago, he was a pretty solid rider. Factory rider for Free Agent, (most of you kids proabbly dont even know what a Free Agent is or have ever jumped with one of them) competed in every dirt contest he could and placed in many of them. Obviously the dude went a little crazy the last few years but i guess hes just trying to get back into the game (not going about it the right way obviously because hes making the Bmx industry look like a joke) but I guess thats the only thing you can really hate on him for

By: hmmm

hmmm — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:11:10 +0000

chris duncan you arent funny

By: Alex Ruiz

Alex Ruiz — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:04:30 +0000

Josh fucking Heino. I haven’t heard that name in a long ass time!

By: Chris Duncan

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:50:46 +0000

This is just Awesome.
I don’t ride any more.

By: Juan Andres Montecinos Halçartegaray

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:32:32 +0000

this is just weird.

go ride

By: Chris Duncan

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:43:48 +0000

Thanks guys, you’re really sweet, but I actually am already re-licensed to be a bmxer again.
( I just invented a new trick )NO HOMO
I mean come on (^^^^^Miller^^^Catfish^^^Chris Duncan-Impersonator^^^^^)
What are you the BMX babies of Hitler and Jesus?
I’m a somebody, cuz people care about my new trick the “cockmeister”(great name btw).
I understand that chodes are a really important part of BmX & that’s why I invented it.
Please remember that Obama wants you to be nice to me or you all wont get your food stamps anymore. Oh yeah quit your jobs too if they are not in the BMX industry, cuz that is cheating on BMX like when I went to mountain bikes.(it’s good to be reinstated in BMX though with my NEW TRICK INVENTION)

When you all were made to play little league( by mommy and Daddy) did that feel like you were cheating on bmx? Its cool though, little league gave you all the heart of a Donkey.

Or when you are on the computer to try and get laid dose it feel bad when you know you can’t have a real relationship with the girl that you “really” like?
It’s cool, She will eventually see that you are a hard worker at McDonalds and give you a chance. ( With all your food stamps combined with the micky-D pay check she will know you are a baller too.)

Did you ever get sad when you realize that no one cares about your bmxing?
( I’m glad that people care about mine)-Maybe one day BMX will care about you guys too.)
Yes I might look like a massive chode to you guys when I’m on your computer screen, but it’s cool though cuz i know you are really jealous of my steez and are just acting out.
Oh also never do any thing else but ride bmx.
In fact have your guardian duct tape you hands and feet to the bars so you will never feel disassociated from you bike ever again. Just to feel safer at therapy, ya know?
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French Girls I love you-I call on you to help these guys, these guys need your love.
Trust me French Girls are the best for real men.

By: chris duncan

chris duncan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:54:00 +0000

im a massive chode and have aids and dont deserve a shoe sponcer im makeing new edit of me doing my NEW trick the cockmiester and the im gonna chop mine massive chode off

By: miller

miller — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:30:45 +0000

chris duncan, what a fucking loser. commit suicide faggot.!