I just got a link in my inbox to Cory Nastazio’s new site, Issuez Inc. I have literally spent the last half hour exploring this unbelievable website. I had so many things I wanted to say that I just wrote it all down after the jump.
So the first video I watch is this one where TJ Ellis’ bike gets stolen. LOL @ Cory putting in a mouth guard before they go to the kid’s house. Everyone seems to be in pretty good spirits towards the kids who took the bike, I would expect a lot more anger and violence, but what do I know.
Then I watch this one, “Nasty Regulating”. First Cory shows his bloody hands because he apparently beat up his mom’s boyfriend, then he once again puts in a mouth guard and goes to his sister’s house to beat the shit out of her boyfriend for some reason. No homo, but Cory is a pretty good looking guy (seriously, no homo)… his sister, not so much. He basically gets assaulted by his own sister but doesn’t get a crack at her boyfriend. Then he gets pulled over by the cops, searched, is let go, then he says the word “niggers” (not in a racial sense, but it still deserves to be mentioned) and that’s that.
At this point it dawns on me, Cory is sponsored by fucking HARO and is still putting this shit online. That’s kinda awesome.
So then I start watching “Rollin’ With Lumpy” and I almost turn it off after a minute or two because the Big Daddy shit really isn’t as captivating as it used to be (no offense man) but then all of a sudden Big Daddy is in an argument with a shirtless Ricardo Laguna. It looks like they are about to engage in some sort of bench press contest but then nothing. Josh Betley gets a brief background cameo, Lumpy picks up a bleacher, Cory pulls down his boxers exposing his dick briefly and Big Daddy claims he’s going to choke Ricardo out.
Then I watched some drunk dude try and freestyle and it was stupid.
Then I watched “The 8 Mile Show” which consists of some guy (possibly the after mentioned drunk guy) eating shit trying to skateboard and ride BMX. They tie him up, put him on rollerblades and make some little kids beat him up. Guy chugs alcohol and Cory says “suck it like a dick”, lol.
At this point I realize this section is edited to Hatebreed.
Then the guy (they keep calling him AJ) and Ryan Guettler (wearing a Metallica shirt) drink alcohol together. Then Stephen Murray rolls up in his wheelchair, calls the guy a “fucking rapist” and laughs as a woman hits him in the head with a bat (he’s wearing a full face but still).
At this point I kinda didn’t feel like watching anything anymore but still, I’m impressed. The end.
Previously: Cory’s Corner Episode 1: San Diego, CA| A Saturday Morning With Cory Nastazio.| Vans Orlando Farewell Party
