Dear Corey Bohan,

90% of us have seen your girlfreinds tits on the internet.

Sincerely,

Dan.

Her tits look so awful

haggard man, it must be her personality then, innit? jk

Dear Corey Bohan,

I would let Audrina literally shit on my chest.

Sincerely,

Bill.

Are you kidding me? those things look amazing!

http://the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/audrina-patridge_03.jpg

wow i wanna be corey bohan

Anyone that says she is ugly has way too high of standards to be involved with bmx. Go Corey go!

I would spread jelly and butter and p-nut butter and fluff and syrup on her breasts then eat it off with pan cakes then I would put a pan cake on my dick and let her eat it off while i squirt syrup on her face and down her back…….

her tits are fucking gross.

the real question is why isnt he making her paddle

That dude is holding it down.

u gay

I would do disgusting things to her vagina.

haha yes!

id smash her tits in with my dick and put pegs on her fanny. then id shit in her bum hole and get her to poo it out in my mouth

Shes pretty fit, but her tits look gross, just sayin.

Enjoying those breast implants corey?

Fake boobs are fucking gross, even if they are done right and look real. Stoopid fake bimbos.

those are her pre-surgery tits.

corey is makn every prissy slutty hot chick want a grimey bmxxer guy…..one small step for bmx today one “giant” step for us all,

hahaaaa! Oh fuck what a comment

and I dont care what you fags say, her body, tits and all, is awesome. You are retarded.

anyone saying you wouldn’t fuck that chick if you had the chance is insane. and go corey bohan for managing to pull some tv celeb and just being a bmxer.

LOL nothing to do with standards. They’re just a bunch of hatin, lying, virgins. This is thecomeup after all.

Exactly!!! This is the best way to look at it!

LOL @ all these virgins talking about her tits like they have a choice to touch them or not. That chick would spit on you all and call the cops if you even got near her.

What a great comment

and vagina… dont forget the vagina

has nothing to do with hate, and everything to do with what a natural, healthy young woman should look like. Her boob job is gross, period. She’s fucking straight up legitimately anorexic but her quack doctor thought it would look fine to squeeze double d’s in there. her boob job looks like two water balloons taped to a corpse.

fake boobs are stupid. if a woman has no problem faking her boobs how do you know shes not faking her personality or anything else? come with the realness, leave that fake shit at home.

fucking agreed. besides those tits are not fake. you can touch them and see them, they’ve just been enhanced.

LOL @ you critiquing her like you have a the slightest chance of ever getting in that. If pretending to turn down a girl that doesn’t even know you exist makes you feel better about yourself then do what you gotta do. I’m not saying shes the hottest chick on the planet, just saying if you don’t find her at least a little attractive you’d probably rather take it from Cory.

And 99% of the people that have seen them are jealous and want them in their face. The other 1% are gay and post hate on thecomeup.

You sir, win @ teh internetz

shes a pretty girl no doubt. i would not turn her down. but when you see pics like this:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/11/article-0-0AC25FD9000005DC-815_634x433.jpg

you just sigh and pray another hot impressionable young woman with a body like hers doesn’t pull the trigger on those gross bags of gel. when i motorboat or titty fuck a chick im not trying to worry about rupturing something.

was gonna leave a little hate on Bohan clearly posing with the surfboard when you can see the [tiny] waves on the bloody horizon in the background. But the point about making MTV type chicks think it’s cool to fuck bmxers is all good. [but come on guys she is fuckable, but plain]

Bohan surfs ya fucking goon