yeah!!!

holla

Not sure what to think about this. Seemed very unprofessional to just up and quit Mongoose like that, but there are two sides to every story I guess.

whatever douglas you take ten dicks at once. ill do what the fuck i want and ride for who i want to

quitting mongoose and going back to premium is gayer than riding for mongoose. that bitch cant go back now.

LOL at Allan Cooke:

“Bummer for JJ, but he won’t be able to get new frames at Walmart any more.”

mongoose is such a good name for a bike company…

douchey zebra headbands need to stick together

I think getting JJ back was a good move for Premium.

I don’t like JJ Palmere.

Shit talkers,Shit talkers!! you guys are douche bags

I don’t like Tom Perry, whoever the fuck you are.

Yeah I really can’t understand why you’d talk shit on JJ he’s better than all of us will ever be.

BMX sucks these days… When I started riding we all did it because we liked it… now all we do is tear eachother down. What a great use of time right?

Grass is not always greener on the other side.

Fuck you are whoever.

don’t even mention grass on a bmx website, ian schwartz will come to your house and kill you with a swordfish

Basically when I was at Haro/ Premium I treated a bunch of the team riders like total pieces of shit. I never answered there calls, called them stoners, and sent parts out three weeks late. That’s why Ty left for federal and JJ went to mongoose. No one wanted to deal with a fat old man like myself. Shit I even fucked Darden over when I worked for fox, then put him on Haro to fire him two years later since I didn’t get invited to his wedding. But then Nyquist made me put him on premium since he does better one handed table then anyone else. Oh almost forgot I also fucked over Mike Ish. But now Allans there and shit should get better, I also now accepted jesus into my heart and am a much better person for it, and am going to heaven.

JJ Palmere doesn’t like you either

LOLS TonyD is welcome to my pad whenever for that one haha word.

let’s get back to the subject at hand, and it’s how much JJ rules and also how I am the owner of Premium Products.

word brotha.

fcuk ya it is purdy kewl that jj got piked up for premums. he rools and we smoke the killer bong lodes i meen for real

any company would be stupid to sponsor JJ. he is worthless and has no sense of loyalty

grow up dude

hes got a good sence that he will beat your face in if you ever meet jj in person.. you fucking tool bag

Damn!!!!!

This is fuckin great…!

JJ Palmere is swagger jacking Garrett Reynolds on everything now.

Huge true

Tony D, get back to work on those 25/9 wheel kits for Gaylienation that you’re ripping off from Haro.

dude he dont jack any1s style but mirra u fucking idiot he clearly rides like him an follows mirras foot steps

hahahahaha

i wish jj would just cut the swagger jacking off of garret reynolds. if you’re going to try that hard to be like garret, you’ll might as well BE garret. way to quit mongoose just because you were mad everyone called you a sell out. why don’t you just ride your bike, have sex with young girls, party, get drunk, and experiment with drugs like pcp. just stick with your sponsors and stop being a pussy. and yes i’m a shit talker, and everyone is gunna protest against my hate i’m sorry. and yes you’re better than me jj!

I love u Derik

HAHAHA Me N garrett are good friends and actually don’t ride the same at all. Oh by the way my girlfriend is 29

ill stop because you said so an you know me well enought to say that i should stop. so i will. are you happy. now im ganna find a new person to swagger jack. you homo

haha thats funny because i’ve actually heard this before

Asshole JJ- You are the man. If this in fact you, what type of food did we go eat at the Banksgiving Jersey event? You had your knee brace on, remember? tonyd.

we got chiness food with mike ish an u ate way more then us, p.s. thanks for dinner again tony

It was Japanese, but close enough. Let me know if you ever need anything. I got you back unlike most of these fools on this site.

right because he rides bikes he can fight hahahahaha

ass hole jj i wanna stick my chode up your tight little ass and squrit my man jelly up in there sonny

go a head faggoy

i want your headband

thanks tony. yeah this site can eat my ass for dinner for all i care. all the shit talkers hate there life so i really could care less what they say about me. lol wont change me at all. its actully entertaining. but for sure thanks for everything….(i thought you hated me)

Tony I wish you where still at Haro so you could bill more free parts out to me and my 909 bros on that team acount.

Hey Heath…I mean Derek. Fuck off.

Nah JJ, didn’t hate you. THought is was the opposite. Allan will take of you way better than I could have. I’ll be your dinner sponsor only.

bend over then big man

Tone retard, I didn’t post as Heath – It was your brother Kevin from Staff.

You two are gayer than two dudes fckin

Defensive….I like it. There’s more backstabbing on this site than in High School. This is great shit.

Tony, Thanks for that $400 dinner with Ish and KC that Haro paid for last year!

does jj pay you more for the comment bodyguarding or the blowjobs?
god, you are a fucking faggot!
get off the jj comment pages….

How many zebras must die for you and Garrett’s outfits before you two are satisfied?

When you were on Mongoose I would tell my friends “dudes, Mongoose has a legit team with JJ and Miles Rogoish. I still wouldn’t buy their product but you and Miles being on the team gave me hope for Mongoose’s future.

Tony,
Most of these kids are in highschool. They get a kick out of beating eachother up over the internet. You little boys should post up some clips of you doing 50/50 over barspins. Oh… You don’t have any? That’s what I thought.

DB 1 pro rider I got nothing but Vegas love for you. Come out here and well dig up some roaches to beat on.

jj back on premium= good fucking news. wanna tell the world why though?

Hate sex is the best.

Here’s the real deal from the horses(John Palmere) mouth as he explained to me.

After the dude who was making frames for the ‘Goose team riders couldn’t make a decent one after 3-4 tries JJ got frustrated with the BS. JJ wasn’t even 100% and the frames weren’t holding up. The WOMAN who is the TM at ‘Goose didn’t understand just how important the right geometry is along with many other aspects of just what makes a rider “a rider” regardless of the monthly $ and awesome travel budget they threw at him. After all Goose paid for him to go to Shanghai on a moments notice and that ain’t cheap.

JJ got a Kink frame from us just before the Chicago AST just so he could ride a frame that wasn’t cracked or whacked for the event. Word got back to her(Mongoose TM broad) and she wasn’t happy.

After Chicago JJ went on our Baltimore Team trip and rode the Garrett’s Deathwish. He liked it and it had been discussed for a while that JJ could get back on PP pretty easily now that Tony and his crappy team management skills were long gone and things had changed for the better. JJ thought about it for a bit and decided to run with it. That’s the facts as I was told, let’s put this to bed please now that you’re informed with some truth.

Dude your way wrong that lady at mongoose gave me dialed head while she gave miles a hand job at the same time. Truth is she couldn’t handle the horse so she yelled at him for having a big dick. it’s on tube 8.

I’d like to see(n/h) this Tube8 vid cause I have heard about 2 girls being exremely scared when The Horse gets out of the stable.

“man I am just happier and more motivated when I am on Premium, it just feels better” – JJ exact words while I was in philly

jj palemere is wack and tonyd is the best tm that ever was! i mean tonyd was BEST FRIENDS WITH RYAN “THE GOD OF BMX” MILLS and DAVE “MIRACLE BOY/MAN” MIRRA, and he had a cubandabem!

i can pull my dick back
its mad

shut up fagot

fuck u r dumb as fuck jj has ben around longer than garrett

You fuckes need to stop raggin on JJ thinking he wants to be like Garrett. They have both always been into that shit and are best friends! JJ was better known before garrett was anyways.
And if that reall is alex liiv. fuck off with your gay try hard sean burns style. oh wait, now it looks like you wanna be jimmy le van! go do some bow legged x ups down stairs and draw some dicks on a whiteboard i hate you!

^ dude alex liiv jumped that double set and ate shit and lived to tell about it, go back to your feeble-to-smith ledges and your dak 180s you fucking trendy ass hippie, oh by the way which ones TIM DUNCAN? LEBRAIN JAMES? THE DIESEL? SHAQTASTIC 29 POINTS! TWITTER! TWEET! TWEET! IN DA MIDDLE OF GAMES NIGGA!

i like tities

take whats yours

fuck all you haters why dont you guys worry about ridding your fucking bikes n stop shit talking on someone who will give you the shirt off his back..jj is the fucking man one of the nicest people i know and everyone on here bashes him because of who he wants to ride for or dont wanna ride for..grow the fuck up dudes really..im pretty sure if you guys seen jj n had a flat you would ask for a tube or just talk to him period but you guys wouldnt admit becasue your all to immature and to worried about talkin shit….

Hey tim. Stop sucking jj’s horse ass dick

stop hating because your dicks small

CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG JJ’S DICK IS, BECAUSE ITS REALLY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

I agree with that. make it more 10 “cojoñes”!

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