Yesterday we announced that Brad Simms had been dropped from Snafu. Today, Snafu announced that Morgan Wade has been let go too. McGoo goes on to say;
“Three SNAFU riders that have waited patiently for their day in the sun are Kevin Spanier, Dan Norvell and Mikey Babbel. To reward these hungry young guns for their dedication, Next month we’re moving them up to the pro team… Of course, our expansion into MTB demands more involvement in that scene, so next month you’ll see SNAFU ads breaking on VitalMTB.com.”
In other words, Morgan and Brad, two life long BMX superheroes have been left to starve to death in the streets which will presumably lead them towards prostituting themselves for food, so that Snafu can replace them with 3 dudes I’ve never heard of and spend their salaries on online mountain bike ads.
BONUS: ESPN took the liberty of copying and pasting some of the comments that Brad’s Facebook friends left on Brad’s newly parts sponsor-less status:
Kevin Krysiak: “I’ll take all the parts you don’t want.”
Mike Griffin: “Isn’t that kinda good?”
Billy Malkotsis: “Look on the bright side, you’re Brad Simms!”
Justin Carter: “Snafu isn’t good enough for you.”
Brandon Dosch: “Wtf!”
AJ Anaya: “Now you can get a good parts sponsor.”
Aaron Ross: “They are dumb.”
Luka Urbac: “Damn, that’s the only reason I liked Snafu.”
Garrett Reynolds: “I think you’re better off.”
Previously: 4 Questions: Stijn Staal, Peg Abuse, Gabe Brooks VS Brad Simms & Matt Leviege’s Greatness.| Corey Bohan’s Wizard of Aus Premiere Episode| Brad Simms Albuquerque Video.