Twitter Mania!

by: adam |

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Ashton Kutcher pretty much just sucks. I mean I’m sure he’s a nice guy but he’s hopelessly unfunny. That being said, he bangs Demi Moore, and I don’t. That and the whole millionaire thing means that he > me. If Ashton gets to 1 million followers on Twitter before CNN does, he has pledged to make a sizable donation to stop the spread of malaria in Africa, so even though I don’t give a shit about Ashton, I’m now following him because it’s for a good cause, and it’s free.

I personally am on a quest to have the most followers in the BMX category on wefollow.com, starting now. I may not be able to afford 10,000 bed nets, but I will personally donate 100 dollars towards the charity of the follower who puts me over the top’s choice. Will this work? Probably not since I’ve plugged my Twitter on here numerous times and still have half the followers of Ride, but it’s worth a shot.

Previously: The Twitter Blog

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  • garebear

    why did you have to use a half nude pic of him?

  • jeb

    adam is just proving how much he likes dudes. first pushing for gay marriage. now pinups of ashton? when is he gonna start posting richard simmons videos? dudes gayer than spinner was is 06.

  • http://www.ryanguettler.com Ryan Guettler

    hey Adam. how do i use twitter? and what do i do etc? So i have created an account. when i follow ppl do they jus put updates kinda like facebook or do they write blogs????????????

  • adam

    You just follow people and then you automatically see their Tweets when you look at your Twitter page. Just follow a few people once you’re logged in and it will quickly make sense. Each post is limited to 140 characters, so while Tweets are kind of like blogs, they are pretty short compared to the average blog.

  • http://www.heels.com @justinholtweb

    i had you until a few days ago when you topped me. it’s amazing how different our follower list demographics are!

  • http://www.norcalramprats.com Mike Tyson

    I think it’s pretty obvious the most followed person in that list should be OCMarisa (bmx mom). If enough of you come up readers follow Marisa to push her into 1st place I will donate $100 to a malaria related charity.

  • http://www.theskateparkdirectory.com The Skatepark Directory

    I’m currently the top person on wefollow.com (skateparks) for bmx but not for long I’m afraid. RideBMX is catching up to me at an alarming rate!

  • the Rula

    i dont want to know what your doing, but i wouldn’t mind getting some updates from ash-baby

  • gutstains

    twitter has just become serious biz

  • Are you serious?

    Wow, twitter is the worst idea in the world. Twitter is the epitome of homo. I cannot believe any full grown man would participate.

  • http://www.sickbluff.com Gordon Gecko

    I dont see why twitter is so popular.

  • carson

    surprising.

    I’ve been impressed with your recent humble use of the site for a good cause.

  • dave

    yeah right that 70′s show he is epic

  • marcum

    I stopped following the come up on twitter because of the 20 or so worthless nonsense twits whe I was sleeping.

  • nobody

    adam22 you know your gay ass just likes his body long live the luc-e is not played out dipshit