Catfish: Rapping About Lasers.


I don’t get this laser obsession thing. I don’t get it. This is a rap that Catfish recorded talking about his laser, and instead of helping me understand, it only made me understand less.

EDIT:
I didn’t notice before but there’s an interview all about lasers here too.

Previously: The Official Catfish “All Around The World” Video.| Strangers In Danger: Colombia Preview.| Strangers In Danger “Thailand” Episode.

  • http://Website not cool

    glenn and catfish dueling it out for the most non coolest guys in bmx

  • http://Website ross

    hshahahahahahahahaha hell yes. been waiting for the catfish mixtape to drop for awhile now

  • http://Website rigo

    omg. . .
    this guy has to be on drugs, if hes not, then he needs to be.

  • http://Website bill

    thats not rap

  • http://Website /b/

    That’s awesome.

  • http://Website nick

    ahha i have that lazer

  • http://Website joe

    cat fish should lay off the drugs and go back to road fools

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trevor-Jones/1140308531 Trevor Jones

    THIS IS FUNNY

  • http://Website vortex

    catfish is the man. Green lasers are crack.

  • http://Website Name (required)

    denny was better, leave it to the black people

  • http://Website jason

    haha i remember cat fish going off about them at wicked. soo funny

  • http://Website -LA-

    Fuck Catfish this shit was cracking me up the whole time I listened to it. I was just making fun of you and how hyped you were on that laser in Portland, sorry I take it back. This made my day, Thanks for making me laugh ever time I chill with you.
    NIggas Shinnin’

  • http://Website fuckacatfish

    fuck that faggot hes a joke in bmx

  • http://Website Lil Bill

    Hey catfish, Guess what i got a laser and a bullet, waiting to sing you a lullaby, cus i need some peace after that bullshit, looks like u can’t ride or rap. damn.
    that sucks, i reckon u keep to announcing.

  • http://Website peppy

    dude bmx is a joke.

  • http://Website nah playa

    Best not diss Catfish if you ever want to be anything in the professional bmx world. He can make you disappear. BMX mob boss type thing, I’ve seen this happen.

  • http://Website youranidiot

    bmx is a joke you tool. its about having fun. your just one of those killjoy super serious douchebags. go make out with karl poynter

  • http://Website car

    sounded like a lil wayne cd.

  • http://Website car

    see lil wayne.

  • http://Website FTP

    that’s shit is funny and you’re just a dick sucking guido type cunt that takes shit to seriously. BMX doesn’t need cock lovers like you dude. Go to the fuckin gym and check yo self in front of the mirrors with a serious face on or whatever you dicks do.

  • http://Website bergie

    idk why you guys all hate on catfish dudes awesome n this song made me laught the whole time cuz shit dont make since but catfish is the shit no matter wat

  • http://Website pothead

    ha wow . this dude is cool as fuk but not good at all man . shits wack not hatin just sayin

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Casey-Bowman/1503384131 Casey Bowman

    I FUCKING LOVE ZAC!!!! Can’t wait to chill soon man!!! I gotta show you some funny shit Im workin on you’ll be stoked about!

  • http://Website konz

    Jereme Rogers?

  • http://Website konz

    def bites his style :)

  • http://Website youngn

    i think im da only bmxer that can rap serious n sounds like music

  • http://Website jayenn

    that’s a pretty big shout man

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rainer-Ross/783957178 Rainer Ross

    same, song is dope

  • http://Website jay

    Stop wanting to suck catfish off hes just a idiot that thinks hes famous but at the end of the day the only person we can call famous in bmx is matt hoffman

  • http://Website Scouser

    Yet another reason to hate him

  • http://Website bbmx

    Guy is such a douche. Don’t know why he’s tryin to stick his nose everywhere in bmx, he’s not funny.

  • http://Website yop

    population inversions and non linear optics FTW!

  • http://www.bmxunion.com Kurt Hohberger

    If you aren’t linking, you’re hating. Come on Adam!

    http://www.bmxunion.com/blog/blog/green-laser-phenomenon/

  • http://Website nah

    see thats why he said not rap

  • http://Website mike

    what a fuckin idiot

  • http://Website SteveO

    I want one!!!

    Ebay ??

  • http://www.curbrider.com Curbrider

    Maybe this will help:
    http://www.howstuffworks.com/laser.htm

    Freakin’ lazers are cool.

    John Dale
    RedEndo BMX
    Curbrider LLC

  • http://Website monk

    Well… This is the worst crap, get fucking real and dont try to be cool.

    WANNABE LIL WAYNE?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Mullen/809355028 Kyle Mullen

    green lasers are the best thing to happen to bmx.

  • http://Website CDHD

    Pretty sure he came up with the hook at Baco 2009

  • http://Website fuckacatfish

    hahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahaa “guido” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH. i was calling him out because catfish is a fucking joke in general. if any of you dumbasses think he’s funny you might as well be watching late night with jimmy falon

  • http://devonsmillie.com Devon Smillie

    You guys are all nothin but haters and dont know how to have any fun.

  • http://Website mother theresa

    just bought one motherfuckers!!!

  • http://Website REX

    ha ha I just got money for some new shoes and now im tempted to go and buy one of those lasers instead. fuck it i’ll go barefoot

  • http://Website naton

    Catfish has been riding since you were in you daddy’s nutsack so stop hatin ,ride your bikes and stfu!

  • http://Website jeff fanelli

    Ha. If you weren’t at rays you don’t get it…. Matty T used that green laser to fuck w. That cat allll wknd

  • http://Website jon

    that rap was worse than curbriders.

  • http://Website jon

    that rap was worse than curbriders.

  • http://Website josh

    yeah man haha

  • Facebook User

    mixtape or gtfo.

  • http://Website yop

    its laser not lazer.

    numbnuts

  • http://orchidfootwear.com deuce

    that’s better than your ronnie nap. is 18 now rap.

  • http://nicolesparks.com Nicole Sparks

    I remember when Catfish ate me out in Texas… Boy did he make me cum so hard! Hey guys, who wants to eat me out? Please respond in the comments!

    Nicole Sparks
    nicolesparks.com

  • http://Website kevin k

    adam please put this dumb shit on surfing beans – thankyou

  • http://Website timmy

    lazers, cool when i was like 10

  • http://gaypornforme.com Lady Killer

    What these little bitches dont know is the night after that laser was pointed that pussy slept in the same bed as his twin. if i ever meet this “catfish” fellow im going to show him how you REALLY play w/ another man’s laser (homo intended)!

  • http://Website b

    it’s ‘laser’. it stands for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.

  • http://Website b

    do you even know what a mixtape is? why has everything in bmx been a mixtape since the lotek video?

  • http://Website surreal sickness

    what a clown.

  • http://Website Desmond

    haha, american’s are dumb

  • http://Website dumb

    I have a feeling he’s going to shine his laser pointer or let his dog bite the wrong person some day.

  • http://Website stallis

    Lets boycott crayfish….this dude has 63 comments that is his fuel. thats all he needs. no more comments no more crayfish……BOYCOTT CRAYFISH! NO MORE COMMENTS!

  • http://Website Outlaws Bmx

    americans need to get there lifes and there words sorted out cos all of you including catfish talk out there arse

  • http://Website Outlaws Bmx

    Lad ure a joke. if bmx is a joke y r u on a bmx website u tit ?

  • http://Website Outlaws Bmx

    u complete joke

  • http://Website catfish

    I love that you hate it.

  • http://Website catfish

    I’ll battle you whenever you want.
    100 bucks on the line.

  • http://Website yeah

    people who make songs like this deserve a death sentence

  • http://Website Gregory Dickson

    Catfish is funny but autotune fucking sucks.