The long awaited release of Capone Rider’s DVD, “High As Fuck” has been posted online! Its 56 minutes long and you know you want to watch it… Heres the description via Capone:
“i uploaded it cuz you pricks wont fucking stop buging me to send you a free copy so if u like the vid and want it send me 5$ and ill send you out the dvd so im uploading it are u happy now i wont have any $ to go to NYC next summer are you reallly FUCKING HAPPY”
I am almost, almost kind of over posting this stuff, but if High As Fuck is actually released on DVD, I honestly want a copy to watch when I am… well, y’know. Whether I would spend 16 dollars on it or not, I can’t say.
Here, Capone takes a half hour to teach you how to do something that every single person on earth either knows how to do already or could learn to do in 5 minutes. Keep in mind, the alternative to this is buying an actual bowl for 5 dollars or a Dutch at the store for $1.25. I didn’t watch the whole thing. I couldn’t.
Another episode. This one is all leftover skatepark footage from the making of FU3. While we’re at it, go watch the Adam22 Meets Capone video, best thing on this site ever.
A shirtless Capone wearing camo pajamas running down his bike parts. Then at 3 minutes he starts talking about me, tries to sell off his FBM Capone frame, introduces his cat “Young Jeezy” and proclaims “I am not a retard”. Priceless. Check out some new riding footage of him after the jump. Continue reading Capone Rider Interview & Bike Check. >
Can you believe that Capone actually exists? Can you believe there is actually someone who films him doing this stuff? Can you believe that this website and my bizarre fascination with him has actually exposed his retarded antics to thousands of people? He is everything that is amazing and wrong with the internet all rolled into one. Capone, I salute you.
Capone claims he has a new DVD coming out. Check out the trailer after the jump. I would have just embed it but fuck it, tell me that photo didn’t make you laugh. Also, kids… you will turn out like this if you start smoking weed when you’re 12. Do yourself a favor and wait until you’re 18 or something. Continue reading Capone’s High As Fuck DVD Promo. >