abele

ride nike…

fuck nike. coastals are the best

Hey Ian,

This is the real Catfish. Just for reference. I like that you think this is about me. This has nothing to do with me. When I heard what you did my jaw was on the floor. Then I thought about what would I do in that situation? I would want to whole world to know what a fucking lowlife you really were. What would have happened if any of the parties involved did that? Would it have been brought to the attention of most of the BMX world that you are indeed a piece of shit that doesn’t understand what friendship or BMX is? Probably not.

Did I know that this would turn into this? Fuck yeah I did. That is exactly why I did it. Whether people believe what I say or not when it comes to aliens, BMX, or life isn’t important. What is important is the fact that people LISTEN to me. They might not agree but they LISTEN.

If you think for one second that I was going to let you fade off into obscurity and have the majority of people in BMX think “Wow..that Ian Schwartz dude is awesome because he quit riding to be a farmer”- you are sadly mistaken. You quit riding because you broke up your friends marriage.
You fucked up and I called you out on it. Now “YOU MAD”

Ian the reason that I didn’t call you was simple. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR PATHETIC LIFE. I dont need to hear your side of the story. You are the lowest form of human being.

For all the Catfish haters out there.. Thank you. I love you all. Please know that no matter what you think of me..I would never ever ever sleep with any of my friends wives. Fact.

Ian…you were in his fucking wedding!!! I love how you try to justify everything in your feeble mind.

Bottom line.

Ian you fucked up bigtime
Made an announcement that you were “retiring” from BMX to actually coverup the fact that you blackballed yourself.
I called you out.
Now you are mad.

The most important aspect of riding BMX to me is sharing that experience with other people that have the same passion. That is a concept you obviously can’t comprehend.

Fuck you Ian.
Fuck your farm.
and Fuck anyone that supports home wrecking hippies like you.

Yours in soybeans,

Zachary Alexander Yankush

tl;dr

keep lotek out of bmx and in hipster clubs where they belong

I really don’t care who fucked who, or who is mad about it… but how is it possible to essentially get kicked out of BMX?

shoes shots in the snow….. didnt see that one last week

Real men would just have a fist fight not this mtv beef style shit (there both queers) now go ride

come on fu stop with this gay shit

I enjoyed the bmxfu.com plug thrown in. word!

That was awesome

who else is sick of this ian/catfish fued?
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somebody kill this guy already like seriously catfish, GO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re a fucking grown ass man talking shit about another man on a FUCKING BMX WEBSITE. This is ridiculous, and the fucked up thing is that both of you guys are shit at riding, nobody wants to know about your fucking life!

awesome ad,,, they’re lucky to have all of those original pairs…deltas throwbacks troops and brooklyns…YEEEEEWWWWWW!!

Cool ad. I never got into Loteks, definitely more of an Orchid fan. Nevertheless, support bmx shoe companies.

bloteks

that house looks as shitty as mine

^_^ woot go catfish!

So where is the real bmx shoe company?

if i see one more post of this ian tmz bullshit i m goin to quit bikin !

besides hearing the traffic and the door closing(which sounded gross as fuck).
it was a cool commercial.

Do you not care about his life or are you trying to ruin it? Make up your mind.

bacily dood wifey is a whore not ian falt… come back ian come back

lots of Vans in the snow

I will only ever wear emerica, ever. They last forever. My reynolds 1′s lasted me 5 years. And my 3 year old felts are still pretty decent yard shoes. My brand new blue reynolds 3′s are fucking amazing. I bought lakai’s and they died in one week, i’m returning them. Fuck Lagai.

Loteks fell apart on me in the first two weeks.
This happened to me 4 times.
I TRIED to support them but the shoes just suck.

thing is:
Catfish seems like a gay faggot with all his coloured bike parts and his make up in the face who can do some gay ass flatland moves

while ian seems like a nice dude who knows some nice riding tricks and is going to be an eco-farmer.

So…..whats the deal again?

My Loteks lasted seven sessions… sucked.

You and Ian are both suckas, beefn online like little girls.
Go air it out face to face, scrap and be done with it!

lotek’s were the best bmx shoe ever invented. the only problem is when the coastals came to be rich completely redesigned the tread on the bottom which isnt as good as the old edwin’s (which i still have a pair of bc only an ediot would toss those shoes out). FUCK A/Emerica! ahaha.

this guy speaks the truth emerica are the best ever except the reynolds lights.

sorry i dont like floppy ass shoes like loteks/orchids its funny that a skate shoe would have a stiffer sole then those abortions you call shoes.

Someone tell rich to bring back the white canvas coastals. Easily my favorite shoe ever.

pffffft nike are the gayest company in bmx!! they should be shot

nice one dipshit!! catfish was telling the bmx community, he wernt bitching online, now we all know that ian schwartz is a scumbag!!! whose wife was it by the way???

drama queen

HEi! Whats the name of the song?

Caribou – Pelican Narrows.
What’s funny is this song was jacked from a mt. bike movie from like 4 years ago called “Stripped”

thanks dude!