Fixed Gear Pedal Icepick.
by adam on 06/11/09
Jim C is rolling in his grave (I know he’s alive and well, but still). Just because something’s hard, doesn’t make it cool. Sucking your own dick is probably pretty hard. I would assume I would have to practice for hours a day, become drastically more flexible and lose at least 30 pounds if I wanted to put even the tip of my penis in my mouth. But once I finally got it in there, if I took a picture and sent it to my friends, do you think they’d be stoked? Somehow I doubt it. So congratulations to Mike Carney here. You did something that seems pretty hard, but cool? I say no.
Via PINP.








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If my day was in involve riding a fixie….. I’d stay in bed.
that just looks so fucking awkward.
/\/\ Exactly what Natas Kaupas said the first time he saw a BMXer copy his idea of board sliding a skateboard down a handrail.
wit the shock forks fuckin weenie!
That was rancid
I quit MN
fuckerz
I’m with you..
ruined the eric holley rail…
Good! Fuckin quit. It wont matter to the kid doing a sweet pedalpic on his bike. A bike is a fuckin bike and its all about fun, so if a fixie grind makes you want to quit fuckin do it but I love riding my bmx bike and nothin would make me quit.
def. lol’d about the penis story, but its true fixie riders suck there own penistips
will someone please take the time to explain to me what the point of not being able to stop pedaling is? if you ride a free wheel you can still pedal all the time if you want so what’s wrong with that? at least with a free wheel if you’re taking a corner fast you can keep your pedal up to stop it hitting the floor as you lean over.
you summed it up adam: probably very difficult, looked fucking awful.
very fitting analogy,think anyone thought the same…?
You had me at “sucking my own …”.
John Dale
John Dale rides a fixie.
sucking your own nob would actually be cool
ermm… good but get a BMX
i can’t believe eholley let that go down on his rail.
riding away from a trick while sitting looks cool, lets raise our seats and start this trend
dont try to change or one up bmx on a fixie thats lame as fuck
That was a great analogy, wouldn’t be stoked on pics but would be stoked you did something you put your mind to, No pun intended.
lol
Ha! BMX kids hating on a BMX kid who’s trying a BMX move on a different type of bike – then the only criticism is by way of repeated homophobic slurs! Congratulations on being so awesome!
you’re gay!
His friends obviously share the same lack of enthusiasm that we do. They were there and still didn’t care that he did it. What makes you think a BMX site full of kids (who’ve clearly made their opinions on fixed known) is gonna give a shit?
Its too bad you give us BMXers a bad name when bagging on the fixed gear guys. Bikes are bikes. Its all fun. You are starting to sound like the pretentious pricks that most of you claim that fixed gear riders are.
ironic
bikes are fun. try to keep that in your head. stop taking yourself so serious.
ITS STILL UGLY.
o ya lets just accept fixies?!?! whats next roller bladers?! nah intolerant hate is needed in this case.
no comment.
On the pedal….pedal grind. On a back peg….ice-pick. We thought you knew better. I bet most of you are pissed due to the fact that if you were to see this rail while you were out riding, you would simply pass it by. Why? Cause you can’t jam rails. It’s a heck of a lot easier to talk shit in the comments then to actually go out an learn how to slide a rail. All of you fall into the same category that this fool does. With the only exception that he’s out sliding rails while you all are in here typing out some gay ass comments. Cheers!
pedal ice pick: front wheel elevated as in an ice, instead of rolling on the rail. ask mike tag about it.
LOL at the penis story……. perfect explaination of why you shouldnt attempt tricks on a fixed gear bike and then think you are cool
so fucking gay
LOL. tough shit bitches… this kind of thing is here to stay. skate kids think you guys are fuckin gay. both you and skate kids think rollerblades are gay. rollerblades think all of it is gay. i mean come on seriously. fuck it. its all street sports. the videos the music the style… the lawlessness… all of this hate should die and all these things should respect that each has their own toy and their own way of seeing ledges rails stairs gaps. i mean fuck it. the hate should be aimed at bullshit team sports with cunt face coaches and the commercialization of street sports. all these sports are about the freedom to take something and make it your own.
you’re a fag and fixed gears are fucking gay
JCA, from your brief statement I can tell a lot about you such as you are fucked and homophobe. I also imagine you are sexist and racist. Keep the hate to yourself.
All of you need to learn a little something about tolerance. I guess since rollblading is out BMX needs a new punching bag.
i like baseball, not fixed gear bikes
if i ever heard someone refer to bmx as a street sport in person i’d sock them in the tooth for being a fucktard
ok john, ill call it a “suburb sport” just for you. or maybe a “blog sport” whats your fancy? should i call it a balance ballet? if im ever disrespected by such a weenie again i will smash their face with a lead pipe. (am i a dope tough blogger now?) let me know when im credible and using appropriate “lingo” LOL GFYM.
This will probably be picked up by some fixed gear site and they are all gonna come here and talk about how we aren’t tolerant and how bikes are bikes and how we should all get along. Well fuck them. All bikes are not the same. Guess what, fixies doing street tricks looks and feels awkward at best and down right retarded on a regular day. BMX was called a fad when it first came out. If fixies have any merit then you’ll survive otherwise your quick need to defend yourselves from any form of criticism makes the insecurity of your sport that much more apparent.
amen brother. You need to have the right tool for the job. If Im some bike messenger or some shit I wont be riding a 20 inch, but if Im doing a handrail, Im sure as fuck not gonna do it on a fixed gear. Fixed gear freestyle is retarded, get a bmx bike.
i don’t get why they should be so surprised. when an etnies shot of a 6 stair rail is lauded as groundbreaking and when something that looks this fucking awkward is lauded as stylish, of course bmx kids are going to make fun of it. freestyle fixed is completely forced, saacharine and boring. fixed gear bikes have been around for around a hundred years; the reason people are not doing tailwhips down 20 sets on fixed gears or even approaching a modicum of style is that they are simply not designed for it. i think it was adam who once described it fixed freestyle as “eating a steak with a spoon”, and thats not far from the truth. if you like riding fixed, stick to racing and bombing hills. that makes sense. or just have fun and do your thing. but if you make videos like this you should expect for them to be mocked, because that makes sense as well.
Andy, intolerance is not criticism. Hate is not criticism. Hitler was intolerant.
Also, Sitting Bull, which one is the right tool: Skateboard or BMX bike. Their both pretty different. I’ll also need your answer in the form of a question.
your not a race douche, your a trendy cunt. Way to prove Godwin’s law. look it up.
Judaism is not a race. There are only a small number of races: Caucasoid, Negroid, Capoid, Mongoloid, Australoid. Judaism is a religion. Look it up.
i actually ride both. and my fixed is a “freestyle rig”
by both do you mean both dicks and fixed gears?
actually john i mean a bmx and a fixed gear, and im better at both than you… i should say all three cuz i ride your mommy when your daddy is away on business… but id hardly call that a sport cuz the heffer cant even roll over for me. LOL (she hasnt told you yet, but you have a little brother on the way and we’re so happy) call me step daddy from now on. now go to your room and blog about more tough guy stuff. <3 johnm’s step daddy
MARK ASS BMX MOTHER FUCKERS GOING DOWN IN THE 5th.
Keep saying “gay” and this “fag” will blast your jaw with a lead pipe. bitch-ass pussies.
haha you road bike cock sucker. hahahahaha
Why does it matter what kind of bike he is on adamn22? You know it was badass and you are just jealous that you couldn’t do it. You have this site so you can say you are a part of BMX while you still completely suck at the sport.
Why does it matter what kind of bike he is on adamn22? You know it was badass and you are just jealous that you couldn’t do it. You have this site so you can say you are a part of BMX while you still completely suck at the sport.
to regular people, we all look like retards riding little bikes. the average person would probably find this less stupid looking than a bmx.
gotta agree with that… (with the kids bike comments especially)
adam22 that is the funniest shit i have ever read hahaha
i feel sick whenever i see a fixed gear video, seriously what is the point in them they look rediculous and they must feel horrible to ride
hopefully they will have came and gone by the end of the year
Well, if you get sick at watching them, maybe you should stop watching them. Its only common sense. Or do you also continue to touch a stove after you realize its hot and burns?
I’m sure bmxers and fixed gear people care less about whether you get sick when watching videos than they do about fixed gear tricks or rollerblading.
So, stop subjecting yourself to them if you dont like them just to throw around your non-beneficial opinion.
sorry Josh M but fixed gear was the first bike invented. pretty sure it isn’t going anywhere anytime soon
. Get used to em.
YEAH…. “GET USED TO IT ™”
this is the same ignorance as racism. not as destructive, but the same mentality. i think we will see more of these guys. embrace peace.
im with tepe
fixie dudes are the kids who sucked at bmx, skating, graffiti who are 28 and still in art school living off their parents.. finally found a hobby ( an expensive one of course) to stroke each other off about…
you seem to know a lot about it…
Actually, a lot of fixie riders are BMX riders. The sweet thing about a fix gear bike is that you can ride your bike to a spot then do tricks. I suppose riding a BMX is not the proper tool for going on a 15 or 20 mile ride.
over chai lattes
this is conservative republicanish closed minded ranting: everyone do it our way or die… hate whatevers new or different. hate what you dont understand. vote bush back in, kill the “fixie terrorists as if they wear towels and worship a god you dont know” all you haters sound like conservative yuppie snobs. peace to those who get it in on any bike.
YOUR FUCKING STUPID
HAHAHAHA idiot
theres an old saying in tennessee; say “your” instead of “you’re” once, shame on you… say “your” instead of “you’re” twice… well “you’re” not gunna do that twice.
truly “yours”,
george dubblyuh
stay intolerant
lol
Those two dudes on BMX bikes should have let em borrow their bikes or just punched him altogether ha ha
totally should have punched his fixie face blog style and declared war on fixie hipster terrorism. we should all go back to big chain rings, baggy jeans, flat billed fox hats, and shit, so we dont even look like these terrorists.
lets beat this guy up for doing hand railing moves. everyone knows fixies arent supposed to do any moves on handrailz. but wait, us ridez “skate” parkz and does grindz?
dude im so bored at workz. lol. fridays suck.
note to adam: please stop posting stuff on fixies they dont need attention! fixies are trendy and more of a lifestyle somthing or other. FREESTYLE IS EVERYTHING
honestly, how fucking idiotic do you have to be to do tricks on a fix gear..
from a challenge stand point i respect it, there is no way that its easy. im not into it, if it doesnt look good it shouldnt be done in my opinion but that applys to bmx as well
but if everyone hates it soo much y acknowledge it?
everyone on this blog needs to smoke a fucking fat blunt and quit crying about the lamest shit. i feel like i am listening to my 9 year old sister when i read this shit. come on now. i think everyone can agree… bikes suck, smoke weed instead.
BMX NOT FIXED GEAR!!!!!
YOU ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF QUEERS!!!!
GET THAT TRENDY SHIT OUT OF HERE!!!
NO MORE TRICKS ON YOUR FIXED GEAR!!!
hahahaha you are dumb
BMX rider baffle me sometimes. BMX freestyle evolved and used a lot of skateboarding moves and names…..and in the 80’s we got ripped on for it. But the sport evolved and eventually proved it’s reason for being.
Now we have riders riding fixies and trying tricks. Many of their tricks are original and in fact, were around a long time before BMX racing or freestyle. More recently fixie riders have taken to the street and are trying street moves, many of them BMX moves. Why not? Really….I don’t understand why you BMXers care so much. They are just evolving and having fun while doing it.
From most of the websites of fixie riders I have seen, they have totally given credit to BMX for where their tricks came from.
Chill, ride, and have fun………as Geno always says…”Ride what ya brung”!
fixies are retarded
I am better at both than you… i should say all three cuz i ride your mommy when your daddy is away on business… but id hardly call that a sport cuz the heffer cant even roll over for me.
Now we have riders riding fixies and trying tricks. Many of their tricks are original and in fact, were around a long time before BMX racing or freestyle. More recently fixie riders have taken to the street and are trying street moves, many of them BMX moves.
You have this site so you can say you are a part of BMX while you still completely suck at the sport.
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