Gatorade Is Magic.


Wow, this might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen online. Basically Robbie Morales explains the magic properties of Gatorade that allowed Alex Kennedy to pull a trick on a Cult trip, which he otherwise never would have pulled. Clearly water or any other beverage would not have sufficed, for which reasons, we don’t know; Gatorade got it done. Then some surfers and skateboarders give their take, most of which are just as hilarious.

Listen I don’t mind swigging a Gatorade from time to time, and I think that most of their BMX marketing they have done so far has been pretty on point, but this video is just ridiculous and they should know better than to try and pass a sport’s drink off as a magic elixir on a market as cynical and jaded as the action sports crowd. The Come Up would love to be on the receiving end of some Gatorade marketing dollars just like every other BMX media company, but PLEASE don’t screw up your entrance into the market with anything this lame ever again.

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  • http://Website eh…

    i mean… it DOES hydrate you faster than water cause of the sodium and electrolytes and shit. i like gatoraid and drink it all the time when im riding or just when id normally grab a soda.

    my biggest beef with gatoraid and vitamin and poweraid is that they charge the same as soda, but it has less ingredients as soda and costs less to make. its just water with a little sugar and flavoring. bottle should cost 60 cents not 1.50. shout out to da shop for only charging a dollar.

  • http://Website Bobby Boucher

    H20!!!!!!!

  • http://Website HaPPyHaRRyHarDON

    came off way too lame and cheese!

  • http://u-r-gay.cum eleventeen

    i jerked-off inside gatorade bottle today.
    can i get sponsored?

  • http://Website Name (required)

    everyone that gets free gatorade from them understands this vid

  • http://www.curbrider.com John Dale

    Adam, you are a friggin’ idiot.

    http://www.gatorade.com/history/default.aspx

    Just admit it you douche.

    WTF? Gatorade gets a second chance to ‘enter the market’?

    ROFL.

    SELLOUT.

    ;)

    Sincerely in jest,

    John Dale, Curbrider LLC

  • http://Website balbal

    if you drink gatorade your tabletops getting shiddy and you get fat like that boy. ;)

  • http://Website Captain Murphy

    i remember this one time i drank gatorade, i threw up, shit was shitty!!!!
    fuck gatorade tastes like…..gatorade, which is shitty

  • http://Website Seth Godin

    Hey John BMX is a niche market. Go retake your Intro To Business class.

  • http://Website isitmagic?

    there is evidence to suggest that consuming a sports drinks will improve performance compared with consuming a placebo beverage. Finally, there is little evidence that any one sports drink is superior to any of the other beverages on the market.

    from
    The Effectiveness of Commercially Available Sports Drinks
    Authors: Coombes J.S.1; Hamilton K.L.2
    Source: Sports Medicine, Volume 29, Number 3, 1 March 2000 , pp. 181-209(29)
    Publisher: Adis International

  • http://Website jo

    cult should be the company that protests against this stupid website, because there is obviously enough people into it and the team to make people give up on this shite. its just a bmx search engine with posts really, just tainted with some dumbass narcissist continually making a drastic effort to make himself sound like gods gift to mankind (well he doesnt like “god” so…whatever) you know everybody thats in the business hate this site other than the money involved. Robbo should just add a bmx search engine to the site. And gatorade is packed with genetically modified ingredients and high fructose corn-syrup so stay away from that shite.

  • http://Website Name (required)

    adam an all the non supportive people in bmx need to get out lets air out adam hes not that good at riding so to stay in the game he starts a blog an get sponsors to sponsor his blog because he puts there ads up so he can try an live the dream. pro life

  • http://Website on some real shit

    i took three 32oz. lemon-lime strawberry gatorades straight to the face & manualed 3 miles
    thats 165 feet per ounce motherfucker
    without being too cheesy, thats what gatorade does.

    i still fucks with cult.

  • http://Website Boston

    Yeah that’s overboard about how their drink is so great but it’s better than RedBull. And they tell you that shit gives you wings haha.

  • http://Website eh…

    everyone in the industry hates this site because adam calls it like he sees it, he isnt some suck up magazine that NEEDSSSSSS advert dollars to survive. adam could burn every bridge in bmx and this blog would still exist.
    basically all bmx news and media before the internet was heavily pasteurized, now we dont have to be censored like in magazines that have to keep mommy’s and old crotchety librarians happy. if a pro is a dick, people talk about it. if a company does something shitty, people talk about it, if products arent on point, we see pictures of broken frames. companies cant hide behind the magazine protection wall anymore.

  • http://Website pville

    if you don’t drink Gatorade you will drown in the ocean..as simple as that

  • http://Website poopeprscooper

    12345 except my vomit was blue from the blue flavour

  • http://Website Tim

    It’s science, look it up

  • http://Website HASLKJF:

    GATORADE IS WITCH MAGIC, DON’T DRINK DAT SHIT

  • http://Website Sense

    Adam is a douche, its a common fact, but TCU will always be the best BMX news site due to him not giving a shit about what he writes

  • http://Website HASLKJF:

    everything “eh…” said.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Malkotsis/1638262343 Billy Malkotsis

    I’d do a lot for a Gatorade sponsor.

  • http://Website pancakes

    why the hell would Gatorade want to give you support after that ridiculously pathetic rant that just popped out your ass? Gatorade works….. its the #1 energy drink in the world and you are tryin to talk shit that it doesn’t work? hmmm do i since a bit of jealousy!!!!! har har har

  • http://Website Darius Nuggy!!

    bahahahahaha!

  • http://Website r2d2

    are you RETARDED gatorade. this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen.. dudes r obviously full of shit about everything there saying

  • http://Website K

    all these comments reflect how ignorant bmxers are

  • http://Website brawndo

    Its got electrolytes, it mutilates thirst

  • http://Website idiocracy

    it’s got electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!

  • http://Website jtk

    lol i thought the same thing. “gatorade must be for fat people”

  • http://Website jtk

    just cause youre not a pro rider doesnt mean you cant or shouldnt be part of the BMX industry. look at fat boy up there, did you see that shit? and he is one important industry muthafucka.

  • http://Website jtk

    on a side note, i think gatorade is effin delicious

  • http://Website Tony Hawk

    What ever I can get my hands on I drink, to keep me from dehydrating other than that I just try and ride my bike. I think we all can agree on that one.

  • http://Website brennan brown

    what!!!? rob-o let himself get paid as a spokesperson? this must must be a legitimate testimonial. yeah right.

  • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/synopsis tille

    haha, thats just like the “Thirst Mutilator” in Idiocracy! rich int electrolytes!!!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/synopsis

  • http://Website tille

    oh i see its been mentioned yet…

  • http://Website 3pc crank lovers worldwide.

    John Dale, you’re the last person in the history of the world to call someone else an idiot.

  • http://www.poo.com jim

    it’s got electrolites , you got a fruit salad in your pants

  • http://Website a

    FUCKIN BULLSHIT

  • http://www.soldoutbmx.blogspot.comi soldoutbmx

    i just drink beer

  • http://Website Ben

    The BMX market you fucking tool

  • http://Website ede

    that man is HUGE!! what is going on man, we know you’re not on FIT anymore, but that’s some crazy cheeseburger belly mate.god i’d never buy fvlt SHIT

  • http://Website mango

    if gatorade is for fat people then why doesnt adam drink it

  • http://www.curbrider.com John Dale

    eh – I find humor in reading what you write as I gaze into the colorful starburst ad to the right. Fun! Woot!

    John

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Mullen/809355028 Kyle Mullen

    for real… why cant that dude table top yet?

  • http://Website eddy

    so what their saying is,is that they put adderoll cocaine and sugar in gatorade? SICKKKKK

  • http://Website carl

    why doesn’t vitaminwater sponsor some bmx riders. it’s the gayest thing so it fits to the tight pants and stuff…

  • http://Website asd

    havent read most of the comments but energy drinks just mess up ur heart rate if u drink it too much, i know its cool to the opposite what uve been told but young person ending up in a hospital with a stroke is kinda shit

  • http://Website otis spunk myer

    Its water with fructose in it… the same sugars that cause belly fat. Robbo should stay away.

    Glucose is the sugar that gives you energy. Gatorade stoped using that shit year ago when high frutose corn syrup became the norm because it is cheap.

    Gatoraide is nothing more than unfiltered water,cheap farm subsidies and food dye.

  • http://Website otis spunk myer

    good shit!

    Young people like to do the opposite of what they are told, which is why corporate giants like the tobacco industry and our government who collects billions in tax revenue from them love dumb ass teenagers!

    kids think they are rebelling, but they are just feeding the system…. morons.

  • http://Website hawkhero.

    watch it again and count how many times he says ‘you know’, because i seriously lose count.

  • http://fit.com bob

    yeeeeaaah maaaaaaaaaaaan the fuckin system bro! THE FUCKIN GATORADE SYSTEM WE GOT TO FIGHT IT MAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://fit.com bob

    I don’t know anything about you Adam, but it seems like commenting on the business side of bmx is…………completely out of your league…..completely fucking out of your league.

  • http://Website meat

    fact

  • http://Website michaelvick

    fuck gatorade let’s eat some ballpark franks

  • http://www.groundedbmx.com brecht

    Man, you better put on your monster hat and nike6.0′s before you do that shit. Otherwise you are NOT prepared !

  • http://Website dog breath

    all those sick skaters and snowboarders, and we get the fat old man repping bmx!!!! great……

  • http://Website DICKSNOT!

    hahahha pricelsss, I couldnt watch it, was overwhelmed by secondhand embarrasment …Hope they paid well for this.

  • http://Website eh…

    ^ its not the same dynamic, not even close.

    back in the day mags had to suck advertisers dicks, nowadays advertisers have to suck adams dick. (or sponsor his friends, or sponsor him)

  • http://Website cole cook

    robbie sucks a dick

  • http://Website idiocracy

  • adam

    No.

  • http://Website thedude

    I’m with dog breath, that sure is the wrong dude to use to represent BMX in this cheesefest. He has done alot of stuff over the years, but atleast get a current pro and someone more visually appealing to make things look good. How does this fit in with cults image? Yeah they get the shit free now, but it’s not like they are getting food or anything. If it was free pizza on the otherhand I would understand it.

  • http://Website Name (required)

    wow.

  • http://Website balbal

    especially when you are on the road and you dont have alot of time to think…..

    – YOU GOT TO BE QUIK –

    you want something that works >>>>> —= GAYTORADE=—

  • http://Website DICKSNOT!
  • http://Website hai guise

    LOL

  • http://Website Taj

    Rob-O doing what he does best. Lying his ass off.

  • http://Website samstanfield

    smoke weed, then drink whatever the hell you want, because you want to lol

  • http://Website elavcore

    how u sell your ass, its just embarassing

  • http://Website homo

    i thought bmx skateboarding etc was passed making itself look totally gay to make money oh well i guess we still got suck the cocks of huge companies

  • http://Website a

    haha. i stopped watching after that dudes oral incontinence.
    fuck gatorade and fuck nike too

  • http://Website a.w.

    hahahahahahahaha madness!!!! even the daunting dumb kids of today didn’t fall for this bullshit. try again

  • http://Website eee

    Ya give your money to a sk8er you fuck… cole doesnt deserve your money fuck that shit!

  • http://Website Portland

    Robbo needs to stick to water cause that fat ass cant afford any more calories..TUB O

  • http://Website hiv

    PAYOLAAAAAA. gotta afford all those cheeseburgers some how

  • http://Website Mr Happy

    Can someone please explain to me why Robbo is in this? Yeah it’s a cheese fest, but that still doesn’t explain why we are seeing Robbo do super lame turn bars. At lease the skaters, surfers and snowboarders are legit. I’ll never understand how Robbo keeps popping up in the media. WTF!

  • http://designerbeveragedynasty.com/ Mitsue Galarneau

    Freakin nice blog.