Mass BMX Show: The Laser Contest.


Here, Brian Hunt talks to Catfish on the phone and they conjure up a contest where the intent is to burn someone’s retina with a laser. For the record, this is a real thing that is happening on earth.

Previously: Brian Hunt’s “Footwork” DVD Section| Fat Tony’s Behind The Photo: Brian Hunt in Vancouver, Washington| Props Issue 78 – The Rebel Jam

  • http://Website no thanks, idiots

    Pointing at cars is ‘unsafe’ but burning ones retina isn’t?

    retarded. end of. I hate to be a bmxer these days.

  • http://Website meh

    Just encouraging kids to be shitheads. Hopefully whoever takes part in this contest gets their ass kicked, probably won’t happen because they will only do this to people that are smaller and weaker than themselves.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Vanderbal/746025246 Johan Vanderbal

    Most lasers people can buy cannot burn a retina, so go wild. If you buy a modified laser that can burn a retina, or melt through steel, your just an asshole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Long/1396027654 Christopher Long

    Yeah even high powered laser can’t really burn retinas unless you hold it fairly close to the eyes for a period of time. so no worries.. but if you are pointing it at people driving and they get in an accident thats bad news.

  • http://Website Boob man 5000

    how bout you change the contest to be about boobs? everyone just send in pics of yours gfs boobs and the best will win

  • http://Website Boob man 5000

    i think boobs are better than lasers

  • http://Website Boob man 5000

    what do you think? boobs for everyone

  • http://Website Binyabinya

    more garbage from mass. Fuckin homos

  • http://Website Boob man 5000

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ maybe he doesnt like boobs

  • http://Website zshapen

    this is a fuckin great idea!!! but boobs should be incorporated in there some how.
    FUCKING SUCKING

  • http://Website jordan

    Your either making this up or someone who is a complete idiot told you this. If you actually knew how a laser worked you’d know that it is actually very easy to burn the retina and even the skin with a low level laser.

  • http://Website Boob man 5000

    i think boobs are the requirement. how bout shine your girls boobs with a laser and send in a photo. that seems way easier than making a video

  • http://Website correctionhop

    Idea fail.

  • http://Website uptadate

    wow catfish is stupid pointin lasers is for people who are fucking ten ! like catfish if course.

  • http://Website josh

    haha at the toronto bmx jam so many people had green lazers doing this shit.
    too jokes

  • http://teamtoledo.blogspot.com team toledo

    hahahah we win you bitches, and i didnt even watch those two run there mouths.

    http://www.youtube.com/teamtoledobmx#p/u/3/YVwOUFrX6pQ

  • http://Website justinf

    how the fuck did you win, that shit was WEAK. in her eye for like .2

  • http://Website awesome

    lame

    catfish is not funny at all

  • http://catfishcatfish.com catfish

    This is awesome. Team Toledo is on it.

  • http://Website DIRT RIDER

    YES, THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BOOBS

  • http://Website DIRT RIDER

    BOOBS

  • http://Website Tissa

    Fuck heads…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Culley/511998162 Michael Culley

    I support this.

  • http://Website andy

    so we can count you out of the contest proposed by bmx’s Paulie Shore?

  • http://Website dak

    No.

  • http://Website jim

    faggot

  • http://Website Wuderf

    if you wanna burn shit to a low degree, take a household lazer and adjust the resistor. it looks like a little screw.