Who Has The Best Turndowns In BMX?
by adam on 12/21/09
The thread about who has the best tables in BMX has the most comments of any TCU post ever (well, it did until I did a bunch of feeble grinds on flat ledges), so I’m assuming that this post will get a lot of responses too. Seems like Joe Rich and Chris Doyle dominate the results, although there are a few newer names mentioned like Sean Sexton and Sergio Layos.









The Primo Scrap-O-licious Edit
Peg Leg/Dig Exclusive Fall Edit.
Troy Merkle - NOS
DOYLE IN CASE NOBODY KNEW THAT ALREADY
I CAN’T BELIEVE NOBODY SAID ME!!!
HAS NOBODY SEEN MY 720 XUP TO TURNDOWNS?
DAMN
lol @ spinner
DAAAN LACEEY
Dan lacey agreed
No yo are all wrong, Jared Chilko has the nicest turndowns ever!
jared chilkos are lookbacks, but fuck yea dan laceys are the best!
720 x-dog to turndown is the ugliest trick i’ve ever seen
Doyle on ramps FTW! but i have to agree with catfish for street, im really surprised more people didn’t say Dan Lacey. his are like beyond clicked. It’s prob just the fact that american riders instantly think of other american riders before UK and those cats.
dan foley or chris childs.
LACEY!!
Jay Miron
chilko… he mostly does look backs… but when he does t- there just as nice..
mike aitken for sure, and dan lacey.
Darrin Reed NORTHWEST Gs up HOES Down
I was waiting for someone to say dan lacey the whole fricken time!!!!
LACEY
DOYLE
TONY HAMLIN
HAWK
BF
AITKEN
SEXTON
CHRIS CHILDS
SERGIO LAYOS
RUBEN
etc
Mike Aitken
Doyle
KC Badger
Chase Hawk turndowns = 179
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=9513877&id=518435611
CHris reisner FTW!!!
im going with eric hennessey
jason white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one knows who that is though.
so ide say van homan or mike aitken
sean sexton
yup, sexton indeed…..
yep sean sexton for sure
Thank god catfish said dan lacey at the end, but no love for johnney stevens or steven mack?
Steven mack sucks, But johnney stvenes t-downs are amazing!
steven mack is wack. Sucky ass cocky muthfucka stay in your cousinfucking town
Joey Juaristi
Jared Chilko and Dan Lacey for suuuurre !!
Have anyone ever seen Jared Chilko do a turndown? I know I’ve seen plenty of vomit inducing forced lookbacks from him, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen a turndown.
jared chilko has the most clicked but sergio layos are the most epic
agreed with ben
We’re not talking lookbacks here. Like I said, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jared Chilko do a turndown.
jared chilko all the way!!!!! turndowns and lookbacks go hand in hand
aitken
agreed.
LITTLE JON!?!!?!?!!?! MILES ROGOISH?!?!?!
gully?
Gross as shit!
little jon? are you serious? can that kid even do turndowns and if so were do you get the balls to put him over doyle or aitken
can lil jon do a turn down? ur a fucking fag for saying that.. that kids kills. pause the table in the kink video. shit is epic.. he clicks everything.
this one guy on a seventies ramp edit, but style turndown bob manchester
doyle, aitken, dan lacey.
no doubt. soooo agreed
That focus has some good ones.
dan lacey
id forsure go with dan lacey . i dont know why only catfish said him lol
I said it because i am a GODDAMN BMX genius. I know everything.
hahah
mike miller cunts fuck doyle
wizm or garrett byrnes
ya idk y u like thos shits 666 muther fucker
doyle is pretty solid. same with joe rich. dave dilward can click’em too….. the worst turndown in bmx would be a lot more fun. especially on tcu. id vote for zach warden on that
dude i was waiting for someone to say dan lacey!
dan hands down
catfish u da man
Dan Lacey
DAN LACEY FOR DAYSSSSS
DAN LACEY IS THE MAAAN
http://cdn.static.mpora.com/photo/PDnTmDGP0U_m.jpg
by far the best i have ever seen!
lmfao – December 21 11:27 pm
id forsure go with dan lacey . i dont know why only catfish said him lol
it’s because just like my nigga lacey, catfish is the man
hahaha
Dan Lacey’s are amazing but Doyle for the all time best
JEFF LANDTISER PERIOD!!!!!!!!
Darren Reed, Sean Sexton, Dan Lacey.
darin reed no dout
ooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeee. i have to watch buiding the underground NOW
Sean sexton unfuckin believiable
dan lacey for sure
PROOOOOOF THAT DAN LACEY PWNS
http://cdn.static.mpora.com/photo/PDnTmDGP0U_m.jpg
Thomas Anderson-Deas for sure.
ZACK GERBER OR GTFO!!!
????? this must be a joke
ryan nyquist
You’re on crack. HAHAHA!
when is the last time ryan nyquist did a turndown? i would love to see that
Lacey’s t-downs have to be seen to be believed. so clicked.
Daniel Ralle Juchatz!!!
and Dan Lacey…
watch the seventies up in smoke.. dude with the blue bike!!! i think thats dan lacey.. so if the dude in up in smoke is dan lacey.. then yes dan lacey!! for sure!
yeah it’s lacey
he’s like my street rider idol guy, he’s fucking dope!
yea dude! haha hes for sure along with my new favorite rider.. along with dan foley! haha they fucking SHREED!!!
YES CATFISH THANK YOU! Laceys are sooooooooo over clicked it unbelivable! mind-fuck how lacey gets them like that :S
whaaaat?!?!?!?!
what about nathan williams.
good choice catfis
ya nathans are pretty good but he never does them
Dan Lacey FTW
thank god he said dan lacey i was about to smash the laptop if he wasnt said, his turndowns to fakie are fuckin over clicked its amazing
wow.fan are we?
lol dude i know dan lacey is so sick. but i gotta say doyle for the win
Benn Pigot.
dan fuckin lacy
just look at the pick in the vid…
wish
yoo catfish is right boyy!!!!!!!!!
LACEY, also sexton, mike miller and Ben Hittle
MIKE AITKEN
THE END.
lacey miller and bathursst!!!!!
haha i was waiting for someone to say dan lacey. he is the man
Lacey doesn’t have trails style, and I think that wins you some legit Brownie with this ole classic… Its like comparing a Tony Watkinson’s invert to Stuaffer table. Of course Stuaffer wins – by miles.
Hmmm.
My vote goes with Joe Rich. For style and slow, thorough, solid, classic execution.
Other contenders: Garrett Byrnes has a nice click on him too. Gerry Galley takes some beating. James Weston (UK rider, circa 02 Urban Games). hmmm.
james foster !!!!!
http://www.vitalbmx.com/images/photos/0/normal_134103540_1252007513.jpg?1252119315
ya that is clicked but look how high he is. if that was doyle he would be 25ft up
Dan Lacey, they are unimaginably clicked in!!!! No questions…..
BOB MANCHESTER,
http://www.randombmx.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/protect_ya_noggin/bob_manc_turndown.jpg
thats pretty weak considerin we’re comparin to doyle and lacey…
nah i’ve seen em they are pretty fucking dialled.
Dan Lacey blow that away anyday
joey hills are def up there
Tomislav Radić go on his facebook there is a picture of his turndown over the box, awsome
Haha. Agreed. Go Tomziiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v797/70/106/780222179/n780222179_1052024_2444.jpg
…and this one too:
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v797/70/106/780222179/n780222179_1052046_4832.jpg
Danny clayton: http://vimeo.com/5170127
sexton & lacey
Lacey for sure
DAN LACEY FOR SURE ! THESE AMERICANS AINT READY FOR HIM !
Dan Lacey & Miles Rogoish, SURE !
Dan Lacey , mike Aitken , Jared clickedyoo
dan lacey has the best turndown
dan lacey or mike miller FTW!!!!
Dan fuckin lacey all day long!!
That Up in smoke vid he does one to fakie…fuckin savage
WHO HAS THE BEST BARSPINS ?? GO, DO IT !!
I’m pretty sure we’ll have a huge conversation here
fuck barspins
Of course DAN LACEY!
BOBBY SKIN
Dan Lacey Everyday
I also think that Dan Lacey has the best turndowns
you aint on your own there bro!!!
Dan Lacey rules!!
i have the best turndowns, learnt them from the best. RICK THORNE
DOYLE!!!
MILLER
SEXTON
LACEY!
word.
Doyle, and Aitken, Can’t decide which is better. I’d have to say Doyle edges out Aitken.
Summerlot.
dont fool yourself.
Dan Lacey!
I would say Dan Lacey. It’s no doubt about it, imo.
Strange that it was only catfish who mentioned him?!
Jerry Galley!
Lacey and Miller. But I’m a little bit surprised nobody mentioned Matt Roe. He has some super sick turndowns for sure.
yes finally sik man for mentionin roey
Dan Lacey
Doyle.
Dan Lacey.
Sean Sexton.
MIKE DIODATO
and MARK BAR-CHECK 1212
JOHNNY STEVENS!?
yeah they are pretty amazing
Kyle Hart, Mat Hoffman (1 handed turndowns???), Sean Sexton
MIKE MILLER!, it’s ovbiously he fuck Joe and Chris easly
punjab for sure, but Taj’s squatting turndowns should get an honorable mention…
dan lacey, jared chilko, SEAN SEXTON
MIKE SPINNER has a wild ones
He can suck it! Biggest douche bag in bmx!
DAN LACEY!!!
no question!!!
I can’t believe how little Mike Aitken’s name has been dropped regaurding this subject. Think about the fact the he won dirt @ the slc dew tour last year by combining “simple” tricks with clicked and styled out TURNDOWNS. Nobody will ever win a dirt contest like that again i.e. (no flips, whips, or bars). Best Turndowns in bmx= MIKE AITKEN.
WOW WHOEVER FILMED CANNOT FOCUS FOR SHIT!!!!!!!!! LACEY
Focusing is for PUSSYS!
lol. I know, I blew it.
Brian wizmerski
Stefan Lantschner, Doyle Lacey, Aitken!
DAN MOTHERFUCKING LACEY, BEST TURNDOWNS IN THE GAME!
DAN LACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lacey, mike miller, hawk
I got the best turndowns. C-Beef is the only opinion that matters.
i cant believe catfish was the only one to say lacey, his are fucking awesome
DAN LACEY
mike spinner you can do a shit load crasy tricks but you aint got much style
Joey Garcia. El Jefe. Cranked.
DAN LACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAN SICKENING LACEY HAVE THE MOST CLICKED TURNDOWNS IN THE WORLD , COME ON CRIS DOYLE , JOR RICH? , THEY HAVE GOOD TURNDOWNS , BUT DAN LACEY HAVE FOR EVER THE BEST TURNDOWNS
Dan Lacy has the best turndowns in the game!
Peroid.
mike spinner is all about whips,cabs, tables, and rotation.
turndown….haha
GRAY RAY from owosso michigan that boy got them dailed so yeah
J-Rad Chilko
sexton and lacey
this is such a pointless post.. people can name names all day… stupid
Jared Chilko fersure
Definitelt Lacey, no competition.
who ever said mike spinner, has something wrong with their head and i feel bad for you. SEAN SEXTON
Catfish was def high as fuck.
HOANG TRAN!!!!!!!
Hoang aint lyin.
miller and lacey, no doubt!
Robbie Morales
Derrik Girrard
Dan Lacey, catfish got it.right fo sheez…..
I seen some fuckin wild fotos of lacey t downs…
Jeremy Reiss
OK IM GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH SOME OF THE BEST ARE SERGIO SEAN SEXTON CHRIS DOYLE BUT AFTER I SEEN THIS ONE SEVENTIES RAMP EDIT THATS NOT ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE DAN LACEY DOES ONE OVER THE BOX JUMP THAT IS WAY OVER 270 ITS NOT QUITE 360 DEGREES BUT HE IS SO CLOSE SO I DO WITH dan lacey
yea yea i saw that vid…. that turndown was sick!!
here ya go http://vimeo.com/2611393
4:44………….oh shit!!
CMON PPL. GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE
1.Dan Lacey, 2.Joey 3. Lil John.
And Mike Spinner name should not even be put in the same forum as turndwons.
More like TURN GAYS FOR THE SPINNER.
i cant believe nobody has said darrin read. this dude makes them look so good
Someone did say him, I’m not watching it again right now but it was said.
yeah i saw that my bad.
aitken has the best lookbacks by far. but they’re not turndowns. i say sexton has the best one
got to be D lace for shure
tony hamlin! in the tom dillon vs tony hamlin edit, fucking mike spinner on that shit
dan lacey for shure
Dan Lacey!!!
He’s been pushin limit of turndowns for a while now I think.
morgan wade does real good turndowns. why the fuck do people keep saying jared chilko, that goofy footed fuck doesnt even do turndowns.
has anyone seen ruben do a turndown? i always believed he could but since the days of huffy i have not.
Werttt and protoz for suree
Jared Chilko
corey martinez has some amazing turndowns
ROMAN TREJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan Lacey is top of the list…….. No doubt in my mind…
dan lacey! no question
Dan Lacey FTW!!!!!
DAN LACEY FTW
http://cdn.static.mpora.com/photo/PDnTmDGP0U_m.jpg
still no love for johnny stevens? i know this is a lookback but god damn
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f199/slogins/johnnystevens.jpg
another one.. http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f199/slogins/johnny.jpg
NW lil jeff damn straight
I can’t believe noone said tom white
Edwin Delarosa all day
Corey Nastyassio
Matt Hoffman
You guys don’t even know hahahah Rob Armour obviously has the best turndowns in the world
HOP OFF HIS DICK YOU FUCKING HOMO
that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard anyone say, ever.
dan foley
Chilko turndown at 00:41
http://vimeo.com/5526121
definetly dan lacey
DAN LACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garret byrnes cmon people
Dan fuckin Lacey……..
end of.
Chad bautista is turndowns. http://sjbmx.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/chadb_tdown.jpg
You guys forgot about dan sieg! Best turndowns ever
matt rowland. i win. game over. thanks for playing guys.
Darin Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://vimeo.com/2611393
pause at 4:44……
fuck me sideways
oh my fuckin god……
Dan Lacey Dan Lacey Dan Lacey lol
harry main does them bigger and more clicked than anybody !!!
HOP OFF HIS DICK, AND STOP BEING A22
Nathan Williams has a real nice turndown.
i can’t believe it took until the very last person to say dan lacey. so fucking obvious.
BLACKMAN HAS THE BEST TURNDOWS. WAIT TILL U SEE NEW ANIMAL 4 VIDEO
MIKE AITKEN, SEAN SEXTON, AN DOYLE
THE END
DAN FUCKING LACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK DUDE KILLS EVERYONE WITH THE TURNDOWNS!
woooow def doyle for t down and aitken for lookback
Kye Forte for sure. Joe Rich and Doyle are awesome too.
darrren read you fags are trippen trails turndown not gay ass street t down its a different trick you dorkss turndowns are for trails
obviously not……….
englishmen do better turndowns.
Dan Lacey or Mike Payne…Vegas locals FTW!
DR
punjab
black from WA
VOOT
sexton
lacey
vince kroff—hahaha
as much as i hate street riders like Dan Lacey….
his turndowns are the fuckin best!!
brandon kitsen right out of jersey…
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=16384310&albumID=2483519&imageID=54627477
Adam, why don’t you start a “who has the best feebles on flat ledges”. I’ll give you a nod on that one
AITKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sergio layos
CHRIS HALMAN gets my vote!
i have a feeling if catfish didnt say dan lacey his name would have only been mentioned a few times.
go watch “ANTHEM” you trendy little fucks and then answer the question
yeah! and get off catfish’s dick!
ive never seen anybody come even remotely close to doyles turndowns, dan laceys are more clicked…but they are circusy. doyles are by far the most stylish and the most burly. three turndowns over 35 foot sets and its burlier and looks better then anyone elses. all the new school kids look at how clicked it is and not how burly and good it actualy looks. doyle is amazing and no one can touch anything he does. period
Chilko……….Jesus Fuck….VVVVVVVVV
http://www.bikeguide.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=92678&stc=1&d=1239587806
yeah…lits good. but looks like dog piss compared to this
http://www.fatbmx.com/uploads3/200706/wk26/doyle2.jpg
Ohh fuck, Dan Lacey furr surreee!
Catfish is on that one with me!
mike akan or dan lassy
Mike Aitken has the best turndowns in bmx…
aitken hands DOWN
Dan Lacey, Sean Sexton and Russ Barone
alberto S
luke parslow
mike aitken has been blasting rad turndowns for a while now
mikey aitken!!!!
Darrin reed.
doyle.
kye forte.
dan foley.
brian yeagle.
joe rich.
ryan sher (redbull elevation turndown to oppo turndown on the same jump)
i think it was ryan sher?
no particular order.
hahaha kye forte – u twat.
oh and BESTWICK! just cause his are 30 feet out of a ramp.
second that!
DaN lACEY ALL MUTHAFUCKIN DAY!!
catfish was right!!!! dan lacey
Finally catfish at the end said Dan Lacey. most bullshit Turndowns thats for sure.
Jason Phelon for sure!
Dan lacey sucks, Isaac barnes or tobias wicke for sure
drew b has a wild one
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1695/87/8/508733348/n508733348_1102498_9701.jpg
Eff the names that everyone knows. Craig Kleckner, Tyson Barner, and Cory Foust have really good turndowns.
And so does Mark Potoczny who was in that vid!!!
Randy Taylor, Andy Martinez, Dylan Smith, D, Tony Cardona, Sean Sexton, Dan Lacey
catfish finally said it…DAN LACEY!
Catfish speaks the truth
ya know its lacey!
http://digbmx.com/resources/images/random-photo-ops/lacey-turndown-fakie.jpg
oh my fuckin god……..
Dan Lacey
Josh james
Dan Lacey
dariin reid
nathan saunders
xave koen
russel brindley
doyle
benn pigot
Dan lacey and doyle
dan foley!
^^ thats the real answer right there
chinguen a toda su perra madre todos!
any one considered tony hamlin? hes got them so cliked both standard and opposite
mike miller and sean sexton
Well if you can bring it to street bmxing it means your pretty good at turning down hahaha LACEY IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
i was waiting 4 someone 2 say that …dan lacey
north
Aitken, Doyle and Dan Lacy for sure…..
DAN LACEY Eazzzzyyyy Starrrr
defo LACEY!!!
Dan Lacey
dan lacey all day
Probably Bobby Delaat or Jake Thacker…
dan lacey all the way!!
Bobby Delaat
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewbrady/4179570417/
Jake Thacker
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=18559616&albumID=519284&imageID=23167493
Why do i look like that guy from dawsons creek james van der beek?
http://www.nndb.com/people/363/000086105/james-van-der-beek-1-sized.jpg
miles rogoish , hoang tran, aitken and kye fortes are all sick and im chuck norris so dont mess or else !!!!! lol
Dan Lacey, Mike Aitken or Benn Pigot
chase hawk for sure
mat roe or lacey . fuck doyle
Dan Lacey.
Greg Guillotte in 1990 with no brakes
http://www.fatbmx.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=6370
Bob manchester or max wood
MATT ROE HAS THE BEST TURDOWN HANDS DOWN!
http://mutinybikes.com/blog/uploaded_images/roey_tdown_Source.jpg
i think im gonna go with bobby simmons on this one
Lacey ftw.
If it was “who has the best lookbacks”, Mike Miller would win for sure.
its gotta be matt roe for sure! watch some of his video best turndowns in the world
“This is out of place here (sorry turndowns) but I wanted to post it where it would be read. The internet is doing bad, bad stuff for BMX; anyone over 15 years old knows it. And the posting a few days ago about personal stuff going on in mine and another BMXer’s life is a new low. I’m embarrassed. I’m embarrassed that something like this would be brought to a BMX website instead of between who’s involved. I think anyone who rides a bike should be embarrassed. Anyone who goes to this website should be embarrassed. The only reason I’m writing this is because I hope to embarrass the guys below, too, if they‘re not already. I won’t post anymore or follow the comments, so they can feel free to go back to saying the same shit they’ve been spewing for the past six months. But, if nothing else, this just makes me feel slightly better about it.
Adam22: You prefaced the post about Catfish talking shit on me comparing it to TMZ because you knew it was a lame thing to do and you were sinking to an all-time low, but you did it anyways. Are you trying to be as hurtful to BMX as you can? Are you trying to see how shitty you can make it?
Catfish: It’s things like this that just remind anyone that has ever experienced you that you are sad (and judging by the comments, a lot of people agree). You could have easily got my phone number, I know Quinn has it. But no, instead of calling me and saying your piece about it to me and possibly getting the other side of the story, you posted it on the internet. That shows where you’re motivations were. Calling me would have got you no recognition. You needed to make a post about a personal thing between two people you barely know on the fucking internet. And by the way, this dear friend of yours, Cody, his daughter is 2 years old. That’s 2, not 4. And, he works 30 hours a week at a bike shop, he doesn’t own it. But, I’m sure you knew that, probably just a typo or something, seeing as how you hold him in such high regard.
Mike Brooks: You seem to have such strong feelings about this, but its funny that you’ve never called me to throw in your two cents. Well, wait a minute, I guess you have sent a couple 5th grade shit talking text messages without telling me who you were. But, other than that I haven’t heard a word out of you. Except, of course, now this stuff that I see on the come up. You throwing out bullshit comments about my diet choices which I never once pushed on anyone else, the fact that I used to live in my mom’s basement while I was traveling too much to waste money on an apt, a tattoo that I got 10 years ago, attacking farming (THAT is what‘s called biting the hand that feeds you) or whether or not I wear fucking deodorant. I mean seriously mike, I never cared much for you but I didn’t realize you were this bad. I’m not asking you to agree with my side of things, but I would ask you to at least pretend like you are an adult. You of all people, considering what you told cody’s ex the other day when she saw you, should know that this is not black and white.
James: You’re a pathetic little kid that has no clue what he is talking about.
Cody: I’ve tried to talk to you, but it’s impossible to have any kind of actual conversation with you. You won’t hear anything because you’re yelling too loud that you are going to murder me and then kill yourself, over and over again. How’s that for putting you’re daughter’s needs first? And now it’s not enough for you to try to sell you’re sob story to anyone that crosses your path, you have to take it to the internet. You think it’s hurting me but it’s you you’re hurting. You’re broadcasting personal things about the family that you supposedly love and cherish on a fucking BMX website! So since that’s the way you want to handle it, here we go. You are not a helpless victim in this thing, no matter how much you try to convince everyone that you are. Did you forget to mention to everyone how you would scream at her, calling her a whore, a lying sack of shit, a slut, and anything else you could come up with? All the while with your daughter in the room. What about leaving her alone with you’re new-born baby daughter 10 minutes after getting her home to go to the bike shop, even though you didn’t need to? Even though she was crying and scared and begging you to stay and help? What about the once every six months that she would try to go out with a few friends and you would fill her voicemail with fucked up messages within an hour of her being gone? All that when you knew that she was so fucking dedicated to you; so faithful to you. Everyone knew that about her. She is the most beautiful, most genuine-hearted person you could ever hope to meet. Anyone else would have left you a long fucking time ago. But, she tried to stick it out. All she wanted was for you to be there when she needed you, and you shit on her, time after time after time. You were fucking horrible to her and you knew it, everyone knew it. You fucked it up on your own. You deserve everything that’s happening. YOU made it all happen. You ruined the chance you guys had to be a family. You lost her years ago, way before any of this happened. She tried to hold on. She left you because of you. But now, you think that calling her everyday talking shit about me, crying, and telling her that you’re going to kill yourself is going to make her feel guilty enough to come back? That shows how much you just don’t get it yet. She has nothing to feel guilty about, you do. I didn’t steal her away or fill her head with bullshit like you try to tell people. She’s a big girl. She can make her own decisions. She gave you eight fucking years of her life hoping you would be the man you said you would be. And, for 6 of those years, I ended damn near every night I hung out with you trying to convince her that you would be that man someday. You would get 2 drinks in you, be a shithead to everyone, say some horrible shit to her, and leave her stranded all within about 30 minutes of getting to where everyone was hanging out. Remember leaving her in Columbus, 45 minutes away from home with no way back? Remember taking her shoe from her and making her walk home across town barefoot because she didn‘t want to go home at 8 o‘clock on her birthday night? And I would be stuck there with her crying on my shoulder because she had no one else to turn to. So, I would lie through my god damn teeth defending you and telling her that you loved her and that you would some day be better. You would wake up in the morning, say sorry and blame it on the alcohol, then do it all over the next night. Six fucking years of seeing that shit and defending you. There just came a point that I was done with it and in those 6 years I came to care a hell of a lot more about her than you. She came to me, I was forced to choose between two friends, and I chose her. I knew that I would give her more than you ever planned on giving her. The only thing I regret in it all is that I didn’t tell you more often that you were fucking up; that she would eventually leave you if you didn’t start treating her like a fucking human being. But, then again, it wasn’t my responsibility to tell you how to love someone. That was your job and you weren’t willing to do it.
Are you happy now? Are you happy now that kids all over the world can read about the personal issues between two white trash guys in Ohio?”
ive been told I do
so…..id have to say
well…..me
dew tour bitchesssssssssssssss